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MORE TERRIBAD PUNS


Portalfig

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Trijhak: hmmm

Trijhak: 2hu

Trijhak: poha2

Trijhak: ...

Trijhak: 2kanuva

Tavahka: If a Toa of Water jumped

Trijhak: why does shoehorning 2 into things have to be so hard

Tavahka: Can we say they Ga-Leaped?

Tavahka: Eh?

Tavahka: EHH?

Trijhak: okay NOW THAT WAS >BAD<

Trijhak: if a Toa of Air screamed

Trijhak: Can we say they Le-wailed?

Tavahka: I think I'm having a heart attack from these puns oh my gosh

Tavahka: If a Toa of Ice is having a snowball fight

Tavahka: Can we say that they Ko-paka'd the snow really good?

Tavahka: or actually wait

Tavahka: If a Toa of Ice is really strong

Tavahka: Can we say the Kopaka a punch?

Tavahka: they*

Trijhak: ...

Trijhak: That

Trijhak: That doesn't even work

Tavahka: not really, no.

Trijhak: oh wait NOW I SEE

Trijhak: koPAKa

Tavahka: yeah

Tavahka: but that a at the end really throws it off =P

Trijhak: Pohatahu

Tavahka: oh man now we just need one for onua

Tavahka: or even, hmm

Tavahka: If a Toa of Earth is suspicious of you

Tavahka: Can we say they are onya you?

Trijhak: he's onua you

Tavahka: eww no

Tavahka: That sounded much better in my head then it came out

Trijhak: If a villager of fire shot at a spider, you could say they're Protector of Firing at a spider

Trijhak: THAT ONE WAS TERRIBLE.

Tavahka: oh my goshhhhh

Trijhak: well now I know what my fate is

Trijhak: increasingly bad puns

Trijhak: which i can never escape

Tavahka: they just keep happening

Tavahka: If a Toa of Earth loses their mask

Tavahka: Do they need Onua Kanohi?

Tavahka: still not bad enough, must keep going deeper

Trijhak: if a jungle villager juggles you could say they're Protector of Jungling

Tavahka: hahahaaha

Tavahka: If an underground villager gets up before everyone else

Tavahka: Can we say they get up Protector of Earth-ly?

Tavahka: oh snap

Trijhak: if tahu got a golden mask

Trijhak: he'd be wearing a golden mask

Tavahka: Not nessicarily! He doesn't have to wear it =P

Trijhak: well no, but he doesn't wear it anyway

Trijhak: HE FORGOT HAU!

Tavahka: THERE WE GO

Trijhak: mukau

Tavahka: whew man

Trijhak: a halloween mukau is a bookau

Tavahka: they keep coming oh my goshhh

Trijhak: it will never stop happening

Tavahka: hahaha

Trijhak: we are in an eternity of puns. We make puns.

Trijhak: Because

Trijhak: We

Trijhak: ARE

Trijhak: THE

Trijhak: PUNS

Tavahka: *SUSPENSFUL SPIDER NOICE*

Trijhak: attempting EMERGENCY PUN EXIT

Trijhak is now Offline.

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