MORE TERRIBAD PUNS
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Trijhak: hmmm
Trijhak: 2hu
Trijhak: poha2
Trijhak: ...
Trijhak: 2kanuva
Tavahka: If a Toa of Water jumped
Trijhak: why does shoehorning 2 into things have to be so hard
Tavahka: Can we say they Ga-Leaped?
Tavahka: Eh?
Tavahka: EHH?
Trijhak: okay NOW THAT WAS >BAD<
Trijhak: if a Toa of Air screamed
Trijhak: Can we say they Le-wailed?
Tavahka: I think I'm having a heart attack from these puns oh my gosh
Tavahka: If a Toa of Ice is having a snowball fight
Tavahka: Can we say that they Ko-paka'd the snow really good?
Tavahka: or actually wait
Tavahka: If a Toa of Ice is really strong
Tavahka: Can we say the Kopaka a punch?
Tavahka: they*
Trijhak: ...
Trijhak: That
Trijhak: That doesn't even work
Tavahka: not really, no.
Trijhak: oh wait NOW I SEE
Trijhak: koPAKa
Tavahka: yeah
Tavahka: but that a at the end really throws it off =P
Trijhak: Pohatahu
Tavahka: oh man now we just need one for onua
Tavahka: or even, hmm
Tavahka: If a Toa of Earth is suspicious of you
Tavahka: Can we say they are onya you?
Trijhak: he's onua you
Tavahka: eww no
Tavahka: That sounded much better in my head then it came out
Trijhak: If a villager of fire shot at a spider, you could say they're Protector of Firing at a spider
Trijhak: THAT ONE WAS TERRIBLE.
Tavahka: oh my goshhhhh
Trijhak: well now I know what my fate is
Trijhak: increasingly bad puns
Trijhak: which i can never escape
Tavahka: they just keep happening
Tavahka: If a Toa of Earth loses their mask
Tavahka: Do they need Onua Kanohi?
Tavahka: still not bad enough, must keep going deeper
Trijhak: if a jungle villager juggles you could say they're Protector of Jungling
Tavahka: hahahaaha
Tavahka: If an underground villager gets up before everyone else
Tavahka: Can we say they get up Protector of Earth-ly?
Tavahka: oh snap
Trijhak: if tahu got a golden mask
Trijhak: he'd be wearing a golden mask
Tavahka: Not nessicarily! He doesn't have to wear it =P
Trijhak: well no, but he doesn't wear it anyway
Trijhak: HE FORGOT HAU!
Tavahka: THERE WE GO
Trijhak: mukau
Tavahka: whew man
Trijhak: a halloween mukau is a bookau
Tavahka: they keep coming oh my goshhh
Trijhak: it will never stop happening
Tavahka: hahaha
Trijhak: we are in an eternity of puns. We make puns.
Trijhak: Because
Trijhak: We
Trijhak: ARE
Trijhak: THE
Trijhak: PUNS
Tavahka: *SUSPENSFUL SPIDER NOICE*
Trijhak: attempting EMERGENCY PUN EXIT
Trijhak is now Offline.
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