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The Afterwords: Preview 1 - Red vs. Blue

Posted by CHRIS PRATT , in BZP Library Nov 25 2012 · 66 views

Coming up over the next few days until the release of The Afterwords on December 7th, I'll be treating the three readers of this blog to previews of scenes from the first season.
In this first preview, we get a delicious sample of the Rocka & Evo combination and witness Rocka win out in a subtle argument about the show "Red vs. Blue".


Evo sighed and shook his head, plopping back down on the couch to continue watching the last few scenes of Season 6. Rocka chuckled and hopped over, poking Evo in the back with his crossbow and then jumping down to the floor with a very clear air of victory about him. Evo mumbled something unintelligible under his breath, and Rocka paused.

“Would you care to repeat that for my ancient, withering ears?”

“I said that someday I’ll find a way to beat you in one of those arguments.”

“That is extremely unlikely, considering I’ve beaten you in all 16 of them so far.”

“...I’m just gonna finish my show.”

“You do that. Let me know how it works out for you once you’ve hit Season 9.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?!”

“Well, everyone who’s seen every season agrees that Season 9 sucks.”

“Nothing could be worse than Season 3.”

“At least Season 3 had a plot.”

“...oh dear lord, you have to be kidding me.”

“You know Evo, for once, I wish I was kidding. You’ll have to suffer through it on your own this time I’m afraid.”

“I think I’ll finish this later. I need a bagel right now.”

“See what I mean, fatso? Your solution to every problem – go to the fridge.”

“No it isn’t, stupid!”

“Give me one time it wasn’t.”

“Rocka, how often do you find peanut butter and bagels in the fridge?”

“...I’m just gonna let that one go.”

Stay tuned; Preview 2 coming tomorrow or alternatvely Tuesday!


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Depression Clinic on Thursdays

Posted by CHRIS PRATT , in BZP Library Nov 21 2012 · 104 views

iBrow: Vultraz has a depression clinic open on Thursdays: You can stop by next week.


Time to turn this into a comedy!
It's from the archive. It is 100% likely none of you have any idea what I'm talking about.


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Important Notice

Posted by CHRIS PRATT , in BZPower, Video Games, Life, BZP Library Nov 15 2012 · 239 views

So it turns out I have a 70-something grade in a subject I absolutely need a 90-something in (English... bloody fantastic) so as of the moment this blog entry is posted, I am killing all internet ties for the time being until each of my marks are above an 85. What does this mean?

For the Ambage:
  • I will be unable to participate in any of the weekend write-offs until further notice. As a secondary note, do not expect me in the chats until this point arrives as well.
  • If I find the time I might still enter the flash fiction contests, but it is no guarantee.

For those of you that read my Comedies:
  • I will still update them. As of right now I am delaying the release of Vultraz Anniversary as I have yet to begin writing it, and I will not have time to write until further notice. However, thanks to my forward planning, when I remove my laptop from the equation I have a memory stick with all of the files regarding everything Tahu vs. Tahu, Dark Unto Days, and The Afterwords. Release will continue as normal.
  • The promos for The Afterwords will continue to be released. These too are on the memory stick.
  • I WILL still have the time necessary to run the Comedies Critics Club, as well as function as one of the leaders of the CF.
For those of you I do stuff with outside of BZP (Bzcraft, anything Steam):
  • I will be 100% gone from everything off of BZP until further notice. This means I will not be playing Minecraft, TF2, L4D2, GTA IV, Portal 2, etc. You will be unable to chat with me unless I activate steam on my desktop - and even if I do that, there will still be no games.
For those of you just here:
  • This blog will (most likely) be updated far less frequently. If you feel the need to talk to me about something for whatever odd reasons you have, send a pm.
Anyway, that's that. See you all in... whenever.


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ROBOTS!

Posted by CHRIS PRATT , in BZP Library Oct 28 2012 · 67 views

ROBOTS!

If you have read it already, not to fret - you get Part 2 tomorrow and Part 3, the stunning finale, on Halloween!


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LIVE TODAY!

Posted by CHRIS PRATT , in BZP Library Oct 26 2012 · 73 views

PART 1 OF 4!!

Man, aren't anniversaries great?


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LIVE AT BZPOWER!

Posted by CHRIS PRATT , in BZP Library Oct 19 2012 · 237 views

LIVE HERE IN THE COMEDIES FORUM! PLEASE CHECK IT OUT IN THE FOLLOWING DAYS! ENDS OCTOBER 26TH!


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Project Sequel

Posted by CHRIS PRATT , in BZP Library, Life Oct 02 2012 · 101 views

Tahu vs. Tahu 2

SHOCKER:

it's not going to be called Tahu vs. Tahu 2

because...

That is a stupid title

and also because...

It has nothing to do with the comedy that is being written

But I mean, why am I saying this here? Not like you people listen to stuff I say. YOU'RE ALL LYING TO ME, WHYYYYYY?! :U


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Please Read

Posted by CHRIS PRATT , in BZP Library Sep 28 2012 · 163 views

The Comedy Forum Expo will be running in the Comedies forum this year from October 16th-October 23rd. If you aren't into comedies right now, want to get into comedies, or are just looking to see what's coming up that might interest you, I'd mark it down. I don't know how many new things the other authors are planning on revealing, but I'm revealing... three new comedies, I believe, and I'm fairly certain everyone else will be revealing at least one.

Plus, updates and trivia on older stuff too.

EDIT: For the exact details, check the Comedic Federation topic.

And if you're wondering what this is, it's like E3, but for Comedies.


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You Decide

Posted by CHRIS PRATT , in BZP Library Sep 23 2012 · 118 views

I worked on a bit of a logo for an upcoming comedy yesterday, and would like your opinions on them. There are two possible titles, and two different logos for each colour (at the moment, all that is different between the logos are the colors).

Version I
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Version II
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Version III
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Version IV
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New Banner

Posted by CHRIS PRATT , in BZP Library Aug 27 2012 · 94 views

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Now go check out the comedy. There's only two chapters up, so there's no need to panic.






What a Link

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We're not teaching university science classes here, we're playing a text based fighting game where the objective is to beat your opponents into oblivion.

Get back in your grave, you.

*Slaps with tombstone*

Also, what pay are you gonna get as iBrow's slave?

Chro suddenly developed arachnophobia.

explain it with a convoluted quadruple negative.

Although everyone should go sign up for that game now.
And tell your friends.
And your moms.
Maybe not that last bit.

Poor Lhikan. Demoted from riding on top of an awesome Rahi to being packed in with a bunch of batteries as an afterthought.

However, this does not mean we no longer want to kill the rest of you for evading death. In fact, we would like to destroy you all, because we feel like it and we're the bad guys, the latter of which we only just realised.

...You guys didn't realize we were the villains all along?

You thought I was a good guy? ? ?

A
Z
A
Z
MY NAME IS RIGHT THERE

None of us are actually competent. We run around like headless chickens, if headless chickens were capable of wielding assault rifles and broadswords.

Man
I'm gonna bluff you guys so hard you won't even know that I'm bluffing
Or maybe you will
Except
It'll be a quadruple bluff



How is Chro's arms still on fire though? I bet Burnmad has something to do with it.

It's linked to Voltex's everlasting, endless fury.

MY RETRIBUTION IS SWIFT AND VICIOUS, LIKE A WET KOALA STRAPPED TO A METEOR

Powah

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shamelessly stolen from Borox's sig

Amiibo Collection

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1. Mario - OWNED
2. Peach - SUSPECTED PRESENT
3. Yoshi - SUSPECTED PRESENT
4. Donkey Kong
5. Samus - OWNED
6. Link
7. Pikachu - SUSPECTED PRESENT
8. Kirby - OWNED
9. Villager - OWNED
10. Wii Fit Trainer - OWNED
11. Marth - OWNED
12. Fox - OWNED
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13. Luigi - ORDERED; SHIPPING
14. Diddy Kong - ORDERED; SHIPPING
15. Zelda - OWNED
16. Pit
17. Little Mac - OWNED
18. Captain Falcon - PREORDERED
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19. Bowser
20. Rosalina - PREORDERED
21. Sheik
22. Toon Link
23. Lucario
24. King Dedede
25. Meta Knight - PREORDERED
26. Ike
24. Shulk - PREORDERED
25. Mega Man
26. Sonic

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2014 in Film

1. The LEGO Movie
2. Mr. Peabody & Sherman
3. Neighbors
4. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
5. Transcendence
6. The Amazing Spider-Man 2
7. X-Men: Days of Future Past
8. How to Train Your Dragon 2
9. Edge of Tomorrow
10. 22 Jump Street
11. Transformers: Age of Extinction
12. Guardians of the Galaxy
13. Hercules
14. Lucy
15. The Maze Runner
16. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
17. Fury
18. Big Hero 6
19. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
20: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies