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Extermination is Coming



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New Banner

Posted by Strange Festive Voltex , in BZP Library Aug 27 2012 · 95 views

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Now go check out the comedy. There's only two chapters up, so there's no need to panic.


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My Computer Returns

Posted by Strange Festive Voltex , in Life, BZP Library Jul 28 2012 · 129 views

...just in time for me to leave for a month. Wonderful. Anyway, I might be able to update Tahu vs. Tahu tonight, and How to Be a Hero if I'm lucky.

Expect Bionifight 5 stuff when I return, however. Priority one when I get home will be to make a banner for this game.

-ibrow
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Member Ranks

Posted by Strange Festive Voltex , in BZP Library Jul 15 2012 · 108 views

I need to think up a custom (writing related) member title since I was one of the winners... ideas?


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Halo: Reach

Posted by Strange Festive Voltex , in BZP Library, Video Games Jun 26 2012 · 87 views

It is the basis of my COT Library Summer Olympics entry. It's going very well.


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Seriously People

Posted by Strange Festive Voltex , in BZP Library, BZPower Jun 24 2012 · 129 views

Alright, here's the deal: I'm going to give all of BZPower one last chance to respond to my challenge from this blog entry of mine (you better click the link or I'll smite you).

But, before I just repeat myself, you might be asking some questions like these:

"But iBrow, you posted that entry and then I went and entered!"
"But iBrow, you sent me a pm after that and then I actually entered!"
"But iBrow, I don't even know you! Why should I listen to you?"
"But iBrow, your entry title said that I suck! You suck too!"

Well folks, here are my answers to the four above questions:

"Well person, that's good. But stay anyway."
"Well person, I suppose that's mildly acceptable. Don't expect me to be pming you again to remind you to beat me in a contest. You stay, too."
"Well person, you should listen to me because I have your best interests at heart- namely, I am trying to get you to earn yourself some sort of cool prize."
"No person, you suck. Only you."

That said, I believe I've received some competition in the Comedies section of the Library Summer Olympics. But that is NOT ENOUGH, PEOPLE! So I am ordering you all to go out there, write a comedy, post it, enter it, and then give me LOTS OF COMPETITION so that I will beat all of you and brag about it lose!

But that's not all! I have recently been notified that there is only ONE ENTRY in the COT section of the Library Summer Olympics! This is unacceptable! Thus, I have taken it upon myself to enter, and because I want to WIN IT ALL LOSE TO ALL OF YOU, I'm then also ordering you to enter the COT section as well!

...

Well? What are you waiting for?! Go! Move! Get writing! Make us all laugh!

You scallywags.


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You All Suck*

Posted by Strange Festive Voltex , in BZP Library Jun 20 2012 · 209 views

Hey, you naysayers in Short Stories, Comics, RPGs, Epics, COT, Blogs, and General Discussion- yeah, YOU, YOU SCALLYWAGS! Listen up! We need more entrants in the Library Summer Olympics 2012 Comedy section, else those currently entered will win automatically!

Are you just going to be lazy and let them win, continuing to write awful comedies that you love to hate and complain about?!*

THEN HERE IS YOUR CHANCE, MAGGOT, because I am daring you, yeah, you got THAT right, you to write a comedy and ENTER IT! Take that!

Nobody can take my dares, because you are AFRAID, MAGGOTS!*

That said, the six, I repeat six people I just pmed to enter, as well as the two, I repeat twopeople already entered don't have to even read this.

















*I actually mean no offense here lulz


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I Have A Riddle For You

Posted by Strange Festive Voltex , in BZP Library Jun 15 2012 · 122 views
Hi, there, who, are, you
It'll be finished in about three days, give or take.


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Dying Forums

Posted by Strange Festive Voltex , in BZP Library Apr 11 2012 · 44 views

Dying, the comedies forum is. Sadface. :(


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Experience It From The Beginning

Posted by Strange Festive Voltex , in BZP Library Feb 29 2012 · 38 views

Tahu vs. Tahu: Zero

Click the link above to read the re-mastered version of Tahu vs. Tahu; only the first chapter is up, but trust me, more will be there soon. :P

As for the odd title, there are a few reasons why I called it that:
  • No need for it to be confused with Transonicle Re-Masted Edition
  • I've wanted to call a Tahu vs. Tahu comedy this for a long time (since like last April so yeah)
  • Refers to how there will be very little new story told as much as there will be vastly improved story told.
However, there will be some differences; for those of you that may (or probably won't ever) read this and be reading it for the first time (and for the old readers who may or might not read it), the guest star sections will be replaced by new storylines. Aren't you lucky!

So that'll mean, between the two seasons being re-written, about six-seven brand new chapters. Woot.


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Quotes

Posted by Strange Festive Voltex , in BZP Library Feb 10 2012 · 38 views

I added some more to the block from Chapters 9 and 10. I also renamed the block, as it will now hold quotes from How to Be a Villain as well.






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We're not teaching university science classes here, we're playing a text based fighting game where the objective is to beat your opponents into oblivion.

Get back in your grave, you.

*Slaps with tombstone*

Also, what pay are you gonna get as iBrow's slave?

Chro suddenly developed arachnophobia.

explain it with a convoluted quadruple negative.

Although everyone should go sign up for that game now.
And tell your friends.
And your moms.
Maybe not that last bit.

Poor Lhikan. Demoted from riding on top of an awesome Rahi to being packed in with a bunch of batteries as an afterthought.

However, this does not mean we no longer want to kill the rest of you for evading death. In fact, we would like to destroy you all, because we feel like it and we're the bad guys, the latter of which we only just realised.

...You guys didn't realize we were the villains all along?

You thought I was a good guy? ? ?

A
Z
A
Z
MY NAME IS RIGHT THERE

None of us are actually competent. We run around like headless chickens, if headless chickens were capable of wielding assault rifles and broadswords.

Man
I'm gonna bluff you guys so hard you won't even know that I'm bluffing
Or maybe you will
Except
It'll be a quadruple bluff



How is Chro's arms still on fire though? I bet Burnmad has something to do with it.

It's linked to Voltex's everlasting, endless fury.

MY RETRIBUTION IS SWIFT AND VICIOUS, LIKE A WET KOALA STRAPPED TO A METEOR

Powah

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Amiibo Collection

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1. Mario - OWNED
2. Peach - OWNED
3. Yoshi
4. Donkey Kong
5. Samus - OWNED
6. Link - OWNED
7. Pikachu - OWNED
8. Kirby - OWNED
9. Villager - OWNED
10. Wii Fit Trainer - OWNED
11. Marth - OWNED
12. Fox - OWNED
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13. Luigi - ORDERED; SHIPPING
14. Diddy Kong - ORDERED; SHIPPING
15. Zelda - OWNED
16. Pit - ORDERED; SHIPPING
17. Little Mac - OWNED
18. Captain Falcon - PREORDERED
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19. Bowser
20. Rosalina - PREORDERED
21. Sheik
22. Toon Link
23. Lucario
24. King Dedede
25. Meta Knight - PREORDERED
26. Ike
24. Shulk - PREORDERED
25. Mega Man
26. Sonic

2014 in Film

1. The LEGO Movie
2. Mr. Peabody & Sherman
3. Neighbors
4. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
5. Transcendence
6. The Amazing Spider-Man 2
7. X-Men: Days of Future Past
8. How to Train Your Dragon 2
9. Edge of Tomorrow
10. 22 Jump Street
11. Transformers: Age of Extinction
12. Guardians of the Galaxy
13. Hercules
14. Lucy
15. The Maze Runner
16. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
17. Fury
18. Big Hero 6
19. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
20: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
21: The Interview