"HE USED HIS MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL ON EARTH, AND THEN HE HERDED THEM ONTO A BOAT, AND THEN HE BEAT THE socks OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE." - Tahu, Chapter 1
"A HERO IS NOT SUPPOSED TO KICK PEOPLE OUT OF A FIFTIETH FLOOR WINDOW!!!"
"We’re on the 50th floor? Crud!" - Tahu & Makuta, Chapter 1
" I thought you had to train yourself to do 800 push-ups or something."
" ...I did."
"And you still managed to think up 1500 reasons why killing someone is bad?!"
"That seems physically impossible." - Furno, Bulk, & Nex, Chapter 2
"Are you Spanish?"
"No! What a stupid question! Now, goodbye!" - Bulk & ?, Chapter 2
"He has a staff and a pet dragon. I have neither. He eats pants- I don’t.
" - Vezok describing the differences between himself & Vezon, Chapter 3
"Sure Bulk, whatever. By the way, I might send you a chainsaw."
"Definitely concerned for my own safety now." - Tahu & Bulk, Chapter 3
I think we should ban alternate universes. He clearly has too much time on his hands." - Makuta, Chapter 4
"Like I said before. He clearly has far too much time."
"She means the hot chocolate dude. Relax." - Makuta, Breez, & Nex, Chapter 4
So yeah; Chapter 5 quotes will be added to the block soon.
Then the 22nd (Thursday) is my third year of being here on BZP. That will spawn another special chapter of some comedy, or maybe a oneshot. Dunno what it'll be about though yet. Maybe another Bionicle Movie Spoof.
Tahu vs. Tahu
PSA #5 was released on tuesday, along with a timeline of all the events that have taken place in Tahu vs. Tahu so far. Chaper five coming this weekend.
Day Run: The Garden
Well, this week Vertak found out that his insane effort in destroying the volcano not only did zero damage (wth) to the other fighters, but was also pointless; the match has been interrupted by something made of malfunctioning nanobots, and Vertak can't do anything.
Bionifight 4: Hyper Fighting
So technically Hyper Fighting isn't in the title, but yeah. I just like the sound. This week's major event was Round 10, the very first Bionifight Boss Battle! The boss was TheMightyFighty, with Toa of Dischordant Dancing taking the victory and Demon Llama coming up in second place. Round 20 is now scheduled to be the second boss battle.
Vultraz's Journey Returns
Still a lack of updates at all on this; only thing I can really say is Chapter 5 is coming this weekend, and if I'm lucky with ideas, Chapter 6 as well.
Not really anything new here. Just gonna ask for reviews for What Lurks Below and Fear.
The prologue is going to be completed this weekend, along with Chapter 1 if I'm lucky. Expect this to be released sometime before the new year (probably after Christmas as well).
The project has gone through a little re-thinking in the past few days, and Vertak is going to appear in it at some point. I'm hoping to have it released by June 2012. A long ways away for sure, but by that point the only comedy I plan to still have running is Tahu vs. Tahu.
So yeah. That's it for this week. Relatively short compared to the others (I think), since #2 was just this past Tuesday.
Tahu vs. Tahu
Chapter 4 was released on Friday- if you haven't read this comedy, check it out. I don't want to seem like I feel better than everything else, but it is one of the best comedies on BZPower right now, and the current season has been exceptionally good so far- I really feel like I'm meeting my goals with comedies for the first time, and it keeps getting better with every chapter.
Day Run: The Garden
This week in Day Run my character Vertak was in the arena match that is still going on. What was interesting about it?
Maybe the fact that Vertak blew up a volcano and destroyed the entire arena configuration. Just a hint there. Since then it's been a little frustrating trying to even make the other players take one hit, which hasn't happened at all. Sigh.
Not really much here, aside from the fact that I began writing the prologue over the weekend. Jetfire has been added to the cast for book one, though his only appearance will be in this prologue. Spoilers.
What Lurks Below & Fear
I finished writing What Lurks Below on Friday or Saturday and have since posted it. Those who have reviewed it, much thanks!
I also wrote and released a sidestory to What Lurks Below called Fear on Saturday, and it's my first songfic. The sole reviewer has said it's too short, and I agree- it looked longer in Word. I look forward to additional opinions.
More of a look to the future- if all goes well, Round 10 will be the first Boss Battle in Bionifight history. Fingers crossed.
Vertak made his first appearance outside of Day Run this week, in Tahu vs. Tahu. You'll have to read Chapter 4 to find out what he does; all I'm saying is that his appearance here is canonically long after his appearance in Day Run, as is obvious by his attitude in the Chapter.
That's all for this week. What do you think?
First of all: I am going to plead with all of you to join Bionifight 4. We're dying out there.
Next: I'd like to ask for reviews of my short stories What Lurks Below and Fear. Links coming tomorrow I think, since I don't have much time now.
So yeah. More news regarding Transformers, ORIGINS, Tahu vs. Tahu, and other stuff coming tomorrow.
1. SSB4: Most Wanted, Part 1
2. SSB4: Most Wanted, Part 2
3. SSB4: Most Wanted, Part 3
4. Character Costumes
5. Villager Profile
6. Bowser Profile
7. Mega Man Profile
8. Cutting Characters
9. Link Profile
10. Donkey Kong Profile
12. Princess Peach Profile
13. Unique Movesets
14. Toon Link Profile
15. Sonic the Hedgehog Profile
16. Evolution: Mario
17. Evolution: Samus
18. Kirby Profile
19. Marth Profile
20. Super Mario Galaxy
21. Rosalina Profile
22. Zelda Profile
23. King Dedede Profile
24. Palutena? (Rumors)
25. More Costumes!
26. MOST WANTED
27. Lucario Profile
28. Little Mac Profile
29. Diddy Kong Profile
30. Oh Please No
31. The Direct Recap
32. Ike Profile
33. Retro Salvation
34. E3 2014 - Mii Profile
35. E3 2014 - Palutena Profile
36. E3 2014 - Amiibo
37. E3 2014 - Pac-Man Profile
38. E3 2014 - Box Art
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