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SNEAK RELEASE!

Posted by Agnes Oblige , in BZP Library Dec 04 2012 · 90 views

Not so sneaky
 
BUT I DONOT CARE IF YOU TAKE THE TIME TO CLICK THIS LONG LINK
 
no but srsly please click that link and tell me what you think either in the topic or in this blog entry, because this is probably the most important story i've ever posted
(whic admittedly isn't saying much but ssshhh)


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Name Change - The AfterWords: Preview 3

Posted by Agnes Oblige , in BZPower, BZP Library Nov 30 2012 · 67 views

I have changed my name to yet another new-but-not-really-new name!
Also because I hatehatehate two entries within a close time period, the third AfterWords preview is included here too. Here Furno plays a little prank on Takanuva Stars.
 
“What is it?” Takanuva Stars asked.
 
“I’m... I’m really scared right now.”
 
“What do I care?” Takanuva Stars asked. “Keep climbing, we’re seriously right there.”
 
“No, you don’t understand! My jetpacks, I can’t control them! They’re about to turn on!”
 
“Your jetpacks can turn on?!” Takanuva Stars cried.
 
“Yes!” Furno wailed. “They’re turning on right now! You’re gonna be blasted into oblivion! Jump while you still can!”
 
“But it’ll be painful!”
 
“I don’t want you to die!” Furno cried. “Jump, save yourself!”
 
Takanuva Stars nodded, saluted the hero, and pushed himself off of the wall. He never knew what he was planning to think on the way down, because the fall lasted all of two seconds before he smacked onto the floor front first.
 
“Oh snap... and crackle... I’m fairly certain I heard a pop.” Takanuva Stars groaned.
 
From above there came a sudden violent burst of laughter that, after a few long seconds, clearly wasn’t going to stop. Takanuva Stars slowly stood to his feet and glared up to where Furno was in the exact same spot as before, laughing so hard he could’ve sworn that the Hero Factory set was about to begin crying.
 
“Oh holy Tohu, that was hilarious!” Furno gasped from above, his chest heaving as he struggled to stop laughing. “I can’t – I can’t believe you fell for that, Hahaha!”
 
 
 


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The AfterWords: Preview 2 - CENSORED

Posted by Agnes Oblige , in BZP Library Nov 27 2012 · 77 views

This preview brought to you by the iBrow Voltex Censoring Committee. Needless to say, I am hiding someone's name and hints to their name from you. Have fun!


“You name was CENSORED?” Rocka questioned. “I don’t get it.”

“Well, there were two others by the name of CENSORED, but... they’re gone now. So I just go by CENSORED these days.”

“What happened to the other two?” Rocka asked.

“Rocka, how about we shut up, eh?” Evo suggested. “Quite frankly, I don’t think CENSORED wants to talk about it. Look at CENSORED, CENSORED’s sad now. And you, Rocka, are boring me to tears. I suggest we venture down into the darkness now before we’re caught, so that we have the opportunity to come running back up screaming like maniacs later.”

“Evo, you know what?”

“Yes Rocka?”

“You have a way with words that immediately makes me want to kill myself.”

“I try my best.”

Rocka sighed and decided to inspect the miniscule details of his launcher to avoid continuing his conversation with Evo. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see CENSORED struggling (and failing) not to giggle as CENSORED turned around and began to descend into the basement.


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The Afterwords: Preview 1 - Red vs. Blue

Posted by Agnes Oblige , in BZP Library Nov 25 2012 · 56 views

Coming up over the next few days until the release of The Afterwords on December 7th, I'll be treating the three readers of this blog to previews of scenes from the first season.
In this first preview, we get a delicious sample of the Rocka & Evo combination and witness Rocka win out in a subtle argument about the show "Red vs. Blue".


Evo sighed and shook his head, plopping back down on the couch to continue watching the last few scenes of Season 6. Rocka chuckled and hopped over, poking Evo in the back with his crossbow and then jumping down to the floor with a very clear air of victory about him. Evo mumbled something unintelligible under his breath, and Rocka paused.

“Would you care to repeat that for my ancient, withering ears?”

“I said that someday I’ll find a way to beat you in one of those arguments.”

“That is extremely unlikely, considering I’ve beaten you in all 16 of them so far.”

“...I’m just gonna finish my show.”

“You do that. Let me know how it works out for you once you’ve hit Season 9.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?!”

“Well, everyone who’s seen every season agrees that Season 9 sucks.”

“Nothing could be worse than Season 3.”

“At least Season 3 had a plot.”

“...oh dear lord, you have to be kidding me.”

“You know Evo, for once, I wish I was kidding. You’ll have to suffer through it on your own this time I’m afraid.”

“I think I’ll finish this later. I need a bagel right now.”

“See what I mean, fatso? Your solution to every problem – go to the fridge.”

“No it isn’t, stupid!”

“Give me one time it wasn’t.”

“Rocka, how often do you find peanut butter and bagels in the fridge?”

“...I’m just gonna let that one go.”

Stay tuned; Preview 2 coming tomorrow or alternatvely Tuesday!


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Depression Clinic on Thursdays

Posted by Agnes Oblige , in BZP Library Nov 21 2012 · 92 views

iBrow: Vultraz has a depression clinic open on Thursdays: You can stop by next week.


Time to turn this into a comedy!
It's from the archive. It is 100% likely none of you have any idea what I'm talking about.


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Important Notice

Posted by Agnes Oblige , in BZPower, Video Games, Life, BZP Library Nov 15 2012 · 204 views

So it turns out I have a 70-something grade in a subject I absolutely need a 90-something in (English... bloody fantastic) so as of the moment this blog entry is posted, I am killing all internet ties for the time being until each of my marks are above an 85. What does this mean?

For the Ambage:
  • I will be unable to participate in any of the weekend write-offs until further notice. As a secondary note, do not expect me in the chats until this point arrives as well.
  • If I find the time I might still enter the flash fiction contests, but it is no guarantee.

For those of you that read my Comedies:
  • I will still update them. As of right now I am delaying the release of Vultraz Anniversary as I have yet to begin writing it, and I will not have time to write until further notice. However, thanks to my forward planning, when I remove my laptop from the equation I have a memory stick with all of the files regarding everything Tahu vs. Tahu, Dark Unto Days, and The Afterwords. Release will continue as normal.
  • The promos for The Afterwords will continue to be released. These too are on the memory stick.
  • I WILL still have the time necessary to run the Comedies Critics Club, as well as function as one of the leaders of the CF.
For those of you I do stuff with outside of BZP (Bzcraft, anything Steam):
  • I will be 100% gone from everything off of BZP until further notice. This means I will not be playing Minecraft, TF2, L4D2, GTA IV, Portal 2, etc. You will be unable to chat with me unless I activate steam on my desktop - and even if I do that, there will still be no games.
For those of you just here:
  • This blog will (most likely) be updated far less frequently. If you feel the need to talk to me about something for whatever odd reasons you have, send a pm.
Anyway, that's that. See you all in... whenever.


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ROBOTS!

Posted by Agnes Oblige , in BZP Library Oct 28 2012 · 59 views

ROBOTS!

If you have read it already, not to fret - you get Part 2 tomorrow and Part 3, the stunning finale, on Halloween!


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LIVE TODAY!

Posted by Agnes Oblige , in BZP Library Oct 26 2012 · 64 views

PART 1 OF 4!!

Man, aren't anniversaries great?


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LIVE AT BZPOWER!

Posted by Agnes Oblige , in BZP Library Oct 19 2012 · 207 views

LIVE HERE IN THE COMEDIES FORUM! PLEASE CHECK IT OUT IN THE FOLLOWING DAYS! ENDS OCTOBER 26TH!


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Ambage Achievments

Posted by Agnes Oblige , in BZP Library Oct 05 2012 · 101 views

General Writing:
1. I Bet You Think You're Funny (10) - The Voyage of Awesome
2. Manuscript Kiddie Pool (10) - In the Mourning
3. The Typewriter is Dead (25) - IN PROGRESS; In the Mourning (SS), The Voyage of Awesome (Comedies), Takua Rises (SS)

Reviewing:
1. Funny Bone (10) - Review of "The Three Matoran and Hakann"

Critics Club
1. Bring in the Specialists (5) - Takua Rises Review Request
2. Repeat Customer (15) - Takua Rises Request, In the Mourning Request

Contests
1. Challenge Accepted (10) - In the Mourning (Red Star Ambage Fortnightly 1)

TOTAL POINTS THUS FAR: 60

In progress; need a question answered quickly before I can move on.