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Quote Worthy

Posted by Voltex , in BZP Library Jan 16 2012 · 35 views

My newest comedy How to Be a Hero is very quote worthy. So in this entry from Chapters 1-4 I will share 8 quotes, and also be creating a new block to house them. Please enjoy.

"HE USED HIS MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL ON EARTH, AND THEN HE HERDED THEM ONTO A BOAT, AND THEN HE BEAT THE socks OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE." - Tahu, Chapter 1



"A HERO IS NOT SUPPOSED TO KICK PEOPLE OUT OF A FIFTIETH FLOOR WINDOW!!!"
"We’re on the 50th floor? Crud!" - Tahu & Makuta, Chapter 1



" I thought you had to train yourself to do 800 push-ups or something."
" ...I did."

"And you still managed to think up 1500 reasons why killing someone is bad?!"
" ...yes?"
"That seems physically impossible." - Furno, Bulk, & Nex, Chapter 2



"Are you Spanish?"
"No! What a stupid question! Now, goodbye!" - Bulk & ?, Chapter 2



"He has a staff and a pet dragon. I have neither. He eats pants- I don’t.
" - Vezok describing the differences between himself & Vezon, Chapter 3



"Sure Bulk, whatever. By the way, I might send you a chainsaw."
"Definitely concerned for my own safety now." - Tahu & Bulk, Chapter 3



I think we should ban alternate universes. He clearly has too much time on his hands." - Makuta, Chapter 4



"Like I said before. He clearly has far too much time."
"So... delicious!"
" ..."
"She means the hot chocolate dude. Relax." - Makuta, Breez, & Nex, Chapter 4



So yeah; Chapter 5 quotes will be added to the block soon.

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Phoenix Zero
Jan 21 2012 12:11 AM
I can't stop laughing at number 1. The others are still brilliant as well.
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Some of the later ones aren't as good but yes, number one was very good.
Or should I be more modest?
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Quote Block

We're not teaching university science classes here, we're playing a text based fighting game where the objective is to beat your opponents into oblivion.

Get back in your grave, you.

*Slaps with tombstone*

Also, what pay are you gonna get as iBrow's slave?