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An Mlp Sonnet


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Just something I'm doing up for my English class. Critique is very welcome, as this is my very first time writing a sonnet. xD

 

Anyway, here goes:

 

Friendship is Magic, by [insert Real Name Here]

 

Well boy howdy, aon't it a right here shock

Sittin' 'ere, watchin' stuff I used to mock

The blast of rainbow streaming through my screen

Flappin', gustin' 'mi a real deal male teen?

 

The assaultment of colour shines today

And 'morrow again, I swear I ain't gay

Most peers couldn comprehend or understand

But know the truth: I ain't no longer bland

 

'Sides, I beatbox over the dubstep bro

If not for this show, I would never know

The music man, you'll jam to the scenes or

Stuck in time, reading "I am Number Four"

 

So thanks My Little Pony, in my dream

Still disbelief, but follow you on Steam.

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:kaukau: I swear, excellent marketing technique, with your use of a descriptive entry title that draws the reader in. Out of all the things I could be commenting on now, I'm commenting on this entry because its title most clearly indicated that I would encounter something interesting.

 

I love how this is more heavily accented than even Mark Twain's works, and it's really funny how it offers nerdy commentary on how cool it is compared to normal stuff, and I also like how you insist you're not girly. I swear, even though I take it for granted here on BZP, I know people in real life who only like rap and consider anything older than a year to be "old" and "uncool". You, my friend, have a life.

 

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

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