But, before I just repeat myself, you might be asking some questions like these:
"But iBrow, you posted that entry and then I went and entered!"
"But iBrow, you sent me a pm after that and then I actually entered!"
"But iBrow, I don't even know you! Why should I listen to you?"
"But iBrow, your entry title said that I suck! You suck too!"
Well folks, here are my answers to the four above questions:
"Well person, that's good. But stay anyway."
"Well person, I suppose that's mildly acceptable. Don't expect me to be pming you again to remind you to beat me in a contest. You stay, too."
"Well person, you should listen to me because I have your best interests at heart- namely, I am trying to get you to earn yourself some sort of cool prize."
"No person, you suck. Only you."
That said, I believe I've received some competition in the Comedies section of the Library Summer Olympics. But that is NOT ENOUGH, PEOPLE! So I am ordering you all to go out there, write a comedy, post it, enter it, and then give me LOTS OF COMPETITION so that I will
But that's not all! I have recently been notified that there is only ONE ENTRY in the COT section of the Library Summer Olympics! This is unacceptable! Thus, I have taken it upon myself to enter, and because I want to
Well? What are you waiting for?! Go! Move! Get writing! Make us all laugh!