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Alright, here's the deal: I'm going to give all of BZPower one last chance to respond to my challenge from this blog entry of mine (you better click the link or I'll smite you).
But, before I just repeat myself, you might be asking some questions like these:
"But iBrow, you posted that entry and then I went and entered!"
"But iBrow, you sent me a pm after that and then I actually entered!"
"But iBrow, I don't even know you! Why should I listen to you?"
"But iBrow, your entry title said that I suck! You suck too!"
Well folks, here are my answers to the four above questions:
"Well person, that's good. But stay anyway."
"Well person, I suppose that's mildly acceptable. Don't expect me to be pming you again to remind you to beat me in a contest. You stay, too."
"Well person, you should listen to me because I have your best interests at heart- namely, I am trying to get you to earn yourself some sort of cool prize."
"No person, you suck. Only you."
That said, I believe I've received some competition in the Comedies section of the Library Summer Olympics. But that is NOT ENOUGH, PEOPLE! So I am ordering you all to go out there, write a comedy, post it, enter it, and then give me LOTS OF COMPETITION so that I will beat all of you and brag about it lose!
But that's not all! I have recently been notified that there is only ONE ENTRY in the COT section of the Library Summer Olympics! This is unacceptable! Thus, I have taken it upon myself to enter, and because I want to WIN IT ALL LOSE TO ALL OF YOU, I'm then also ordering you to enter the COT section as well!
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Well? What are you waiting for?! Go! Move! Get writing! Make us all laugh!
You scallywags.
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