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10:56 PM - BZP Blade: What even is this laptop?
10:56 PM - Tex: a piece of poo that overheats at the slightest rise of temeprature
10:56 PM - Tex: Which is infuriating
10:56 PM - BZP Blade: XP, i'm guessing?
10:57 PM - Tex: When you consider that my laptop (before it was shelved to dust for six months, censored stuff woohoo) used to reach temperatures high enough to burn you badly if you touched it for longer than a second
10:57 PM - BZP Blade: ouch
10:57 PM - Tex: Somehow it never shut down from overheating
10:57 PM - BZP Blade: wow
10:57 PM - Tex: Also the fan area that grew that hot was conveniently not right underneath any section of the keyboard that I frequently used lol
10:57 PM - BZP Blade: xD
10:58 PM - Tex: But even then I killed most of the nerve endings in some of the fingers on my right hand a couple years back anyway, so when I touched it with those fingers all I got was a tingling sensation before it slowly started to feel warm
10:58 PM - BZP Blade: ouch
10:59 PM - Tex: People are easily impressed by not burning fingers on surfaces that should induce burning fingers
10:59 PM - BZP Blade: xD
10:59 PM - BZP Blade: How did you manage that, though? 0_o
10:59 PM - Tex: Hypothetically
10:59 PM - Tex: Let us say that there was a boy named Tex in his Grade 7 art class
10:59 PM - BZP Blade: lol
11:00 PM - Tex: Let us hypothetically say that Tex's art class was making masks, and many students (Tex included) used hot glue for portions of these masks.
11:00 PM - BZP Blade: ooh
11:01 PM - Tex: Let us hypothetically also imagine that Tex and his friends finished their masks a few days early without incident (minus covering each other in glue and paint)
11:01 PM - Tex: So, hypothetically of course
11:01 PM - Tex: One day Tex and his friends found a sheet of unused tin foil.
11:01 PM - Tex: Let us hypothetically also imagine that Tex and his friends finished their masks a few days early without incident (minus covering each other in glue and paint)
11:01 PM - Tex: So, hypothetically of course
11:01 PM - Tex: One day Tex and his friends found a sheet of unused tin foil.
11:01 PM - BZP Blade: Uh-oh
11:01 PM - Tex: So, being hypothetically ignorant and hypothetically stupid
11:02 PM - Tex: Tex and the others decided to show off what they could do.
11:02 PM - Tex: So let us say that Tex hypothetically created a rather large puddle of hot glue on a piece of cardboard, and hypothetically imagine that Tex also rolled the tin foil into a ball and slammed it down on the hot glue
11:02 PM - BZP Blade: uh-oh
11:02 PM - Tex: Let us imagine that hypothetically, of course, Tex somehow COMPLETELY MISSED
11:02 PM - BZP Blade: Oops
11:03 PM - Tex: And got three of his fingers covered in hot glue
11:03 PM - BZP Blade: Ouch
11:04 PM - Tex: So he runs to the sink, pours cold water on them immediately (now his brain is back) and he rips the now hardened but still burning hot glue off, because he's smart. This probably rips an extra layer or two of skin off, but at the same time, he has probably saved the layers below from becoming burned to death as well.
11:04 PM - Tex: The school, naturally being just as stupid as Tex
11:04 PM - Tex: Gives him a bag of ICE CUBES WRAPPED IN ROUGH, COARSE PAPER TOWEL to hold on top of the burns
11:04 PM - BZP Blade: wow
11:04 PM - Tex: So that only irritates it
11:04 PM - Tex: But at the same
11:04 PM - Tex: time
11:05 PM - Tex: With quite a bit of screaming in misery and delirious pain when he is alone in the car waiting for his parent to return with the medication
11:05 PM - Tex: He becomes better
11:05 PM - Tex: Except for one thing
11:05 PM - Tex: There was a brand of soap he used once his fingers could be properly washed again
11:05 PM - Tex: Except his fingers were kind of dead
11:05 PM - BZP Blade: Yikes
11:06 PM - Tex: So they smelled a little weird, but the soap amplified that smell
11:06 PM - Tex: And now whenever Tex uses that brand of soap (that he somehow can never remember the name of), it smells to him like his dead fingers
11:06 PM - BZP Blade: wow
11:06 PM - Tex: The End.
11:06 PM - Tex: I think I shall blog that little story
11:06 PM - BZP Blade: That sounds painful
11:06 PM - Tex: In full chat form
11:06 PM - Tex: Oh, it was
11:06 PM - BZP Blade: xD
11:07 PM - Tex: My mom took 30 minutes to get the medication
11:07 PM - Tex: People were staring at me as they walked past because I was smacking my head against everything trying to knock myself out
11:07 PM - Tex: But naturally cars are designed to not let you get knocked out
11:07 PM - BZP Blade: xD
11:07 PM - BZP Blade: Yeah, that doesn't sound fun at all. =/
11:08 PM - Tex: I like to look back on it now and laugh
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