Tip 2-If you're writing a book set on a foreign country and the best you can bother to do for the dialogue is Google Translate, do not set the book on a foreign country.
Non-Tip 3-Anthony Horowitz is an awful writer.
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IT IS THAT, I AM MISUNDERSTOOD.
THE ATROCIOUS HATERS AND WEAK CHILDREN WILL SAY THAT I AM A MONSTER. THAT I AM THE BIGGEST BAD GUY. AND THAT MY EVIL CRIMES NEED TO BE STOPPED USING TANTRUM PUNCHES. BUT NO.
I AM JUST A SIMPLE ARTIST.