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Trijhak

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NO MORE PUNS. THAT IS AN ORDER AND A FACT. THEY ARE NOW ILLEGAL.

 

I PUNISH THOSE WHO MAKE PUNS. THAT IS WHAT YOU WANTED, RIGHT?

 

PEOPLE SUGGESTED NAMES AT MY REQUEST. I NEVER SAID I'D USE THOSE NAME SUGGESTIONS. SOME PEOPLE WANTED A PUN-ISHER. HERE IT IS, IN NOT QUITE THE WAY YOU EXPECTED.

 

NOW, I WOULD BE A HYPOCRITE, AS I HAVE MADE PUNS OF APPALLING QUALITY IN THE PAST. BUT THAT WAS THE PAST, THAT IS IMPORTANT. I CANNOT PUNISH THE PAST DUE TO THE ABSENCE OF TIME TRAVEL. HOWEVER I WOULD PUNISH MYSELF, HOWEVER I PRE-EMPTIVELY DID SO BY CHOOSING THE NAME I HAD AT THE TIME WHICH I DEFINITELY REGRETTED.

 

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE MAKING AN ILLEGAL PUN PLEASE ALERT ME. I WILL PUNISH THEM.

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Seems like you're

 

(burn)mad, eh?

 

EHHHH?

PUN DETECTED. 

PORTALFIG ADDED TO 'WANTED CRIMINALS WHO MAKE PUNS' LIST.

BEGINNING HUNT FOR PORTALFIG.

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ANOTHER PUN DETECTED. EHKS ADDED TO 'WANTED CRIMINALS WHO MAKE PUNS' LIST. ABANDONED HUNT FOR PORTALFIG. BEGINNING HUNT FOR PORTALFIG AND EHKS. BEGINNING SEARCH FOR "THE SOURCE OF ALL PUNS" SO THAT I MAY DESTROY IT. ALSO THE MASK OF PUNS. AND THE LORD OF PUN SPIDERS.

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Okay, you can change your name, but I have a mandatory request about your attire. Because of your hatred of puns (sacrilege), I am hereby disowning you.

 

New legislation forbids anyone but Santa's family dressing up as him, and you must be named in the related clauses.

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Okay, you can change your name, but I have a mandatory request about your attire. Because of your hatred of puns (sacrilege), I am hereby disowning you.

 

New legislation forbids anyone but Santa's family dressing up as him, and you must be named in the related clauses.

 

 

I'm confused

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You must be so Gallifreyed of these puns to go NO MORE. =P

So I wasn't the only one who thought of that when I read this blog post title.

Punny how these things work, eh? =P

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