COTTOMOF
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If you have a Transparent Orange Mask of Fire, you are now eligible for...
THE CULT OF THE TRANSPARENT ORANGE MASK OF FIRE!
Join today, and TRANSPARENT ORANGE FIRE will permeate all aspects of your life! It'll warm you when you're cold, it'll help you be brave and bold, it'll burn away mice and mould, it absolutely cannot be sold! That's what you've been told!
Sign up for said Definitely-Not-A-Cult using the form below!
NAME:
ADDRESS:
FAVOURITE ELEMENT: FIRE/TRANSPARENT ORANGE FIRE/RED FIRE/HERETICAL ICE
MASK OF EMAIL ADDRESS:
I HEREBY STATE THAT I OWN A TRANSPARENT ORANGE MASK OF FIRE:
I AGREE TO THE FOLLOWING:
I hereby allow the Cult of the Transparent Orange Mask of Fire to claim ownership over myself, my possessions, and all my relatives should I decide they need to be enlightened. In addition, I give COTTOMOF permission to dispose of me should I ever have second thoughts, or threaten my relatives should I ever attempt to leave, along with the privilege of spreading the message of COTTOMOF to my friends and extended family should I ever be given permission to go outside of the COTTOMOF encampments. I shall also swear in complete truth that I believe in nothing but the Transparent Orange Mask of Fire, and if I ever begin to doubt it or believe anything else I am to seek re-education immediately, so that COTTOMOF is never undermined by a rogue Transparent Blue Mask of Water fiend.
SIGNATURE: __________________________
THIS FORM IS NOT TO BE EATEN OR DISPOSED OF.
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