Unspoken Words

now, for a second I thought your entry was titled "food for thought", and it all seemed... like a lot to take in.

Infinite length = infinite weight = black holes in everybody's mouths.

 

Anything is infinite length if you try hard enough.

the universe would throw a fit.

That'd be a mouthful. :v

All the cats in the world will get your tongue if you stick it out.

Well infinite is immeasurable, which means it would go on for eternity.

 

Which basically means it would be very hard to walk around with everyone else's infinite tongues sticking in your way.

 

Infinite length = infinite weight = black holes in everybody's mouths.

 Well, yes. That would mean that all the food forever.

They would take up all of the space in the known universe.  The universe would be incredibly hot due to the sheer body heat.  Fun fact: the human body gives off more energy per cubic centimeter than the sun.  So it would be hotter than if there was a star the size of the known universe

 

We would all die.

 

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