the lore of snart farfle

Entry posted by Trijhak April 6, 2017

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Snart Farfle is a singular entity.
Snart Farfle is also a species
Snart Farfle is the last of its species
Snart Farfle can become your friend
Snart Farfle will become your friend by infiltrating your friend's house and posing as their parents - both of them, at the same time.
You will meet up with your friend and they will slowly morph into Snart Farfle
Snart Farfle is now your 'friend'
Snart Farfle is capable of supersonic speeds
Snart Farfle is, contrary to popular belief and also unpopular belief because nobody has ever heard of it before, not a disgusting rendition of something horrible. It is a perfect rendition of something amazing.
Snart Farfle is caring, kind, and compassionate, and definitely not only because they think your internal organs should be treated with respect before being prepared for ascension
Snart Farfle's concept of ascension does not refer to the act of lifting up food into a mouth. It refers to ascending to the next tier of existence.
Snart Farfle is the next tier of existence
Snart Farfle is your favourite
Snart Farfle is extremely charismatic
Snart Farfle is not disproportionate
Snart Farfle is definitely not ugly
Snart Farfle will be behind you if you ever turn your backs, just to comfort you! how nice
Snart Farfle is from our dreams