Shocker, Another 'Dark Knight Rises' Entry
So guess what. I went to go see the Dark Knight Rises tonight.
Unfortunately, there was one glaring thing that made the whole thing horrible for me.
The town I live in.
Specifically, drive in theaters in my low-intelligence hick town that I cannot wait to escape.
No, lady, it is not cool to park your tractor/van right next to us and let your stupid baby scream all throughout the movie. And really, what kind of parent does that? Let their kid wail in the back of a truck to ruin epic movies for everyone around them?
I cannot even describe how much that did not brighten my cold and rainy summer day.
I am counting the days until I can move out of my pickles-and-corn farming, chasing-goats-off-the-road-daily, gonna-spit-sunflower-seeds-into-my-beer-can, ride-my-tractor-to-work town. It will be a happy day.
On a brighter side of things, the first half of the movie that I did manage to hear before our car battery ran dead and the baby started to bawl next to us, was awesome.
So, one useful thing you can take away from this, do not take an infant child to see a Batman movie. Ever. Because you will most likely end up upsetting teenage girls. Which is bad.
Hey good news. Now I have time to watch 'Batman Begins' and 'The Dark Knight' before hitting up the cinema again with the same group of equally disappointed friends from the obnoxious-baby-drive-in night =D