When It Rains, It Pours
Bring it, Sandy. I've got all the bread and milk a girl could ever need. And don't even get me started on the stockpile of candles and flashlights I have on my countertop. That's right. You heard me. LED flashlights. You can flood my basement and you can blow over my trash cans, see if I care. I'll be sitting at home with my--
Wait you'll take away my wi-fi?!
I take it back.
...I'll just be sitting here. Quietly. With my panda blanket. And some canned pineapple. And a nice book. Have a nice day.