

When It Rains, It Pours
Posted by
Aderia
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Oct 28 2012
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518 views

Bring it, Sandy. I've got all the bread and milk a girl could ever need. And don't even get me started on the stockpile of candles and flashlights I have on my countertop. That's right. You heard me. LED flashlights. You can flood my basement and you can blow over my trash cans, see if I care. I'll be sitting at home with my--
Wait you'll take away my wi-fi?!
I take it back.
...I'll just be sitting here. Quietly. With my panda blanket. And some canned pineapple. And a nice book. Have a nice day.
I approve of the book part, the pineapple idea is a little weird. Panda blankets are cool though.