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Worse Than Your Turkey Catching On Fire

Posted by Aderia , Nov 25 2010 · 43 views

'Real' Life
Okay, well, having your turkey dinner catch fire in the oven on Thanksgiving is pretty bad.

But I'm honestly going to say, having your moshi pillow explode and the near microscopic styrofoam beads inside it go all over the place, and stick to you incessantly and get into nooks and crannies you didn't even know existed in your house is a lot worse.

On top of that, the trillions of bead-y thingies clogged up the only working vacuum cleaner in the house, and it took over an hour and a half to get everything acceptably free of gnat sized styrofoam beads.

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Leaf blower solves most problems.

~AA
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Haha, people say the same things about Duct Tape, explosives, hugs, and band-aids.
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Own Personal Quixote
Nov 26 2010 07:20 AM
QUOTE(Aderia @ Nov 25 2010, 11:42 PM)
Haha, people say the same things about Duct Tape, explosives, hugs, and band-aids.


Well, here your friendly neighborhood Mangai is, with his MANGAI'S BIG BOOK OF AWESOME STUFF. Let's see....

1. Band-aids-solve almost nothing.
2. Hugs-well, you get to hug Shore Turtles tongue.gif
3. Duct Tape-solves half your problems
4. Explosives-solves the other half

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What do you mean Band-Aids don't solve anything? Shun the nonbeliever!!! ;P I'm questioning the awesomeness of your awesome book
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Own Personal Quixote
Nov 26 2010 09:52 AM
QUOTE(Aderia @ Nov 26 2010, 10:40 AM)
What do you mean Band-Aids don't solve anything? Shun the nonbeliever!!! ;P I'm questioning the awesomeness of your awesome book


*Book turns into Rocket Launcher, which is primed and aimed at Ads* Question, you should not. Unless, wish your head blown off, you do? tongue.gif
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Burrhurr, but good surr, Oi speaks not zee doialekt of Yoda. Moi moley ears haff a hard toime undurrstandink.
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Own Personal Quixote
Nov 26 2010 10:52 AM
QUOTE(Aderia @ Nov 26 2010, 11:08 AM)
Burrhurr, but good surr, Oi speaks not zee doialekt of Yoda. Moi moley ears haff a hard toime undurrstandink.


Thou art LIGHT of BRAIN, Lady Aderia, to perchance use thine dialect. I know thou doth understand the language of mine heavenly rocket launcher tongue.gif
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badabababa obesity
Nov 26 2010 11:08 AM
haporitohu.gif I wouldn't have joined the Foireann if I knew they couldn't speak. tongue.gif haporitohu.gif
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Legolover-361
Nov 26 2010 02:11 PM
Your family is cursed. You must go on a quest to find the mystic hot dog stand of legends. Go -- there's no time to spare!
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Captain Marvel
Nov 27 2010 12:14 PM
Marvelous Adventure #000974 from the Many Marvelous Adventures of Captain Marvel:

One fine day, Captain Marvel was strolling along, and saw a nice soft pillow he had had for a while, and decided to open it to see the actual pillow inside. He opened the zipper, and, stupid as can be, turned the pillow upside-down and, to his surprise, millions of tiny beads spilled out. Captain Marvel then used his powers of lahseeerz vaporizizing visionzorz and vaporizized the beads!

So basically you should've used your powers of lahseerz vaporizizing visionzorz.
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Haha, oh, darn, why didn't I think of that. *continues to berate self* ;P
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Ouch.

Oh, and explosives solve no problems, only duct tape and bows do. tongue.gif
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whaddaya mean 'explosives solve no problems'? Try telling that to the guys trying to build a railway through the mountain. I'd like to see duct tape solve dat problem. XD
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It's simple! Just build a giant sling to catapult cars OVER! And a giant cushion to catch them! All out of duct tape!

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Riiiight. Car's on a railway. I see. biggrin.gif
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you do know that cars are part of a train, right? tongue.gif
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