It's stupid, plain and simple. Everywhere, except here, gets snow. While relatives down in NJ get like a foot and a half of snow, and cousins in Delaware get like half a foot, all my little spit of land in PA has to show for winter wonderland is wind that shakes the house and 24°F. And my mom wonders why I don't want to take the dog for a walk.
*exits while muttering curses against weather men and global warming*