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Did you take today's medicine Mangster?

Did you take today's medicine Mangster?

 

Medicine?

 

Well, I don't take any medicine...

 

But you do know, once, these people brought me to the place with white walls that were soft and bouncy. Everything in the room was white. I don't understand what they were doing, though.

 

Correction on #1:

#1. Were-wolf slaying (Die Jacob!)

You could give it to a bunch of dwarves and laugh.

 

And KNI, I think you slay Vampires with a wooden stake through the heart, not werewolves.

No, you rip them apart and burn the pieces, in my world.

1. Make all the obvious errors corrected. Books on a stick.

1. Make all the obvious errors corrected. Books on a stick.

 

Hm...

 

You know, that also works rather nicely.

 

The COMPLETE list:

 

1. Twilight-character-slaying (die, Edward and Jacob!)

2. Drumstick (BOOM-DA-BOOM!)

3. Swordfighting (they make fine gladiuses, you know)

4. Lever for gigantic catapult (besiege your friends!)

5. Chuck it like a javelin (did I just peg your nose? Whoops, sorry)

6. Attach a message to it and shoot it near the intended reciever (if your message is not particularly... savory, then retreat with all speed (e.g. "run like cark"))

7. Whirl it like a windmill to deflect bullets (unfortunately, this one only works if you are starring in a highly unrealistic movie)

7 1/2. Write messages to aliens on the ground (cornfields make awfully nice places to do this one)

8. Draw a REALLY BIG picture (preferably on a REALLY BIG sheet of paper)

9. Draw a mustache on the Statue of Liberty (so fun)

10. Erase your enemies (die, Twilight fans!)

11. Win the Olympic pole-vault (remember to brace the eraser against the ground, not the point)

12. Ultimate weight-lifting (impress potential girlfriends!)

Use it as a baseball bat and accidentally erase the ball. Everyone will think you hit it clean out of the park!

The COMPLETE list:

 

1. Twilight-character-slaying (die, Edward and Jacob!)

2. Drumstick (BOOM-DA-BOOM!)

3. Swordfighting (they make fine gladiuses, you know)

4. Lever for gigantic catapult (besiege your friends!)

5. Chuck it like a javelin (did I just peg your nose? Whoops, sorry)

6. Attach a message to it and shoot it near the intended reciever (if your message is not particularly... savory, then retreat with all speed (e.g. "run like cark"))

7. Whirl it like a windmill to deflect bullets (unfortunately, this one only works if you are starring in a highly unrealistic movie)

7 1/2. Write messages to aliens on the ground (cornfields make awfully nice places to do this one)

8. Draw a REALLY BIG picture (preferably on a REALLY BIG sheet of paper)

9. Draw a mustache on the Statue of Liberty (so fun)

10. Erase your enemies (die, Twilight fans!)

11. Win the Olympic pole-vault (remember to brace the eraser against the ground, not the point)

12. Ultimate weight-lifting (impress potential girlfriends!)

 

 

Use it as a baseball bat and accidentally erase the ball. Everyone will think you hit it clean out of the park!

 

No, no, no. Though your ideas are great, they can't compare to the final cut, which must be 7 1/2. To prove why, I'll quote Edgar & Ellen:

 

...Every good prankster must know 7 1/2 ways to use any given object at any time.

 

...Or something like that.

 

Lol, HM. Very funny and random.

 

 

-Mef was here

No, no, no. Though your ideas are great, they can't compare to the final cut, which must be 7 1/2. To prove why, I'll quote Edgar & Ellen:

 

...Every good prankster must know 7 1/2 ways to use any given object at any time.

 

...Or something like that.

 

 

But wouldn't knowing more than 7 1/2 ways to use any given object at any time be more beneficial?

No, no, no. Though your ideas are great, they can't compare to the final cut, which must be 7 1/2. To prove why, I'll quote Edgar & Ellen:

 

...Every good prankster must know 7 1/2 ways to use any given object at any time.

 

...Or something like that.

 

 

But wouldn't knowing more than 7 1/2 ways to use any given object at any time be more beneficial?

 

Not exactly. If you know more when you really need to know one, you might get confused and used one that is sub-par. For example, when you are trapped between an angry Zar with a lightsaber and a hard place, it would be quite obviously foolish to draw a mustache on the Statue of Liberty. Instead, shoot the said pencil out of a bow past him after you attach a hastily scribbled message and run like cark. That way, even if the message is even more insulting than what you already said, at least he's distracted for roughly 2.63 seconds.