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Rap: Epic Rap Battles Of Bziii


Franco

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BZIII!

 

ANNOUNCER: ARMADIJO

DJ: ARMADIJO

RAPPERS: SHADOW GUARDIAN

 

TYLER DURDEN

 

KAL GROCHI

 

AND

 

LEGOLOVER-361!

 

BATTLES: 1.

Veira V. Tillian and Jaron

5.

Veira V. Tillian

 

 

 

 

 

What is this entry for, you ask?

 

Simple: To duel other members in rap battles about your characters (and occasionally yourself) in the BZPRPG's current incarnation. Anyone can join who wishes to as per blog rules, but note that one will probably be outfoxed easily if one does not play the game.

 

Remember to keep this stuff appropriate for BZP, guys (only saying this cuz of rap's bad rep). Continue your rapping here.

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Ugly, you picked the wrong person to mess with.

 

I dedicate this, to yo...

 

To all my friends, keepin y'all in health/Let's tell these freaking geeks to go wreck themselves

Cause it's cruel when you cause a lyrical condition/you ain't even that good, you should really listen

Yeah  listen close, to what I say/Because you could up in a roadside ditch one day

 

Hey!

 

You don't impress me with your sad little rap/over your mouth, just put a cap

You trippin' I'm flippin' while Grochi here is sippin'/his cup of delusional word rippin'

I take you all at once, wanna hate? Have a good time/y'all can't rap, you should really learn to rhyme

 

You call yourself a legend, I say you're a wannabe/you can't even bust a line, go and make it as a deputy

You use language from the past, that's just one that I do respect/otherwise just shut it, we both know you're not correct 

 

Oh, and let's not forget Durden/this whole time, he'd probably been turdin'

That's what his rap sounds like; he doesn't even have a beat/I come up and rip the stage and leave the crowd at the edge of their seat

 

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I guess it's my turn

Let's see what I can do

It can't be that hard

To rap against you

 

Well:

I'm thinking you're trying a little bit too hard / Stretching skin over scars to hide who you are

Trust me, I was there once, and I'm there right now / But somehow I know there's a way out

 

Hey

 

I may not be the smartest or the best of the best / But in this contest, I will not rest, I will not

Quit this game that we're playing in / I cannot win by so small a margin

Look, I don't want to hurt you, but hey, it's not easy / When you're opening yourself up to these lines, it's a measley

Game to me, shame on you, you can't see / That all of this contest revolves around me

 

Now

If you're feeling scared

You can't back out now

I'm on a roll right here

 

Yo:

Is it so so hard to keep time, speak a rhyme / Stay in the limelight, shift on the dime?

Cause if it ain't for you, it is for me / I hold the key to the chamber of victory

It's a nice little chamber, ten feet by ten / And I've entered that room again and again

My only company my square-mile jubilee / I feel it coming again, the ecstasy

Because when I'm on my game, I can't lose / When I'm spinning the wheel, it keeps turning, what's new?

When I'm in the blank about any one line / Well, I never am, and I don't really wanna lie

 

Go cloak yourself with delusions of grandeur / Me, I only trust whatever is pure

And the purest is the surest of my repertoire of verses / Yours is sick, I can't hear it, cause I'm busy spitting curses

If the words don't work then you're long gone / If your words don't work, I've already won

So let's cut to the chase:

Your face

 

I win

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 Let's pretend for a second like we're scared of you/like we don't have lyrics that are better than you. Just cause you talked yourself up, you don't really think you won/you can look right down the barrel of my loaded gun, boy

 

Win? This hasn't even started.

 

Because I know it's not easy/I'll play to your tune

I don't even need Teezy/to show you how soon

That I can beatcha to the ground/and I can smack you to floor

Thought you could diss me, right?/try a little more

It's not taking any effort/to truly play this game

We both know I'm the best of us/your answer backs are lame 

But soon you'll be facing/me and Tyler's wrath

Run and hide with ya mother/run back to your math

No rest for the weary/you should know that by now

When your eyes get teary/I can always knock you out

Just one punch to the forehead/it don't need to be hard

But you might get a little red/best be on your guard 

 

(beat gets faster)

 

Ever since you came/we forgot what this was about

This isn't even about the game no more/just lyrical bouts

This ain't no freestyle/this is a dog fight

 

If we don't stop now it could last all night.

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Now, I'm kinda confused 'bout what you're sayin' / Are you tryin' to diss me? Right now, you're just layin'

Some paint over concrete; it can't hide all the flaws / Your building's gonna crumble, everyone staring in awe

 

Insults and comebacks aren't the same thing / If you're coming back, you'd better know how to sing

Cause you're a bird in a cage wrought by your own narrow vision / Your lyrics fighting each other in an all-out schism

Go ahead, counter my words, it should only take a minute / Unless you didn't think I would be in this to win it

Yes, I did it, I said it, and I don't even regret it / I'm sailing free, sailing wide, you can't escape my vengeance

Like Henuai in the lion's den, your words will never work again / If you never realize that you're the one we want to hurt, and

I'm trying to make this clear to you: your words, my axe can slice through / I can't keep being nice to you; I'm a Skakdi, it's in my blood

 

Back away when we're raiding, you never want to be / Between a rock, a hard place, a Turaga, and me

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I hear you talking like you're one of the best/but your lyric's gettin' strained, you just need a little rest

So I heard you can write, but it's all about the fantasy/so's what you're sayin' 'bout my lyrics, really

I stand firm on the hard place/I throw the rock at you

Oh look!/it struck you in the head right out of the blue

 

Oh, I get this, Raknar's just a brute/He can't see past the mast of his own little world. Cute.

Oh boy, he's tryin' to 'tack the old farts, better bring a shield/even those grandpas could smack him right off the field

 

Give 'em what for, Teezy.

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Yo, guys, sorry, I just had to get back from the - whoa, wait, the what for? A'ight.

 

Weak lyricists ask for firing squads/after I shame them

Like Tillian's sex appeal/there's more where that came from

What's that I hear?/I think it's a Skakdi tryna hammer

But all this sailor's looking like/is a third-rate Andy Samberg

 

What's that? You're on a boat, take a look at you?

I can take your ship, drown your crew/and snap your little toy in two

Raknar's Fist?/I'll rip it up like a paper plate

And your Skakdi blood?/I'll ingest it like a slice of cake

Who knows/it might even give me superpowers

Like the ability to turn/a good rapper's battle sour

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(Veira)

 

What's wrong? Never heard a chick rap? The way you're talking I'm not surprised you can't get a clue.

 

(Superfast beat)

 

I heard you beat a Rahkshi/well I held off six

No I didn't kill 'em/but I showed 'em a blitz

You value power so much/I'd trade it for Nuju's wits 

Also, what's up with this?

You act different on the hour/what, are you a schist?

 

Got yourself a girlfriend/got a tattoo on her arm

Impulsiveness/repulsiveness/she'll probly do you harm

Surprised you ever got her/I just don't see the charm

When she gets an MB urge/you'd best be on alarm

She starts moving pretty fast/and I hope you're up in arms!

 

 

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