What is with y'all and hating on the website because you can't discuss something? You could always find an a place outside of this website to talk about these things and if you tried hard enough you might be able to find the same people on here at some other place. Come on all you you can't be as pathetic as me and only have a single account on the internet where you talk to people.
Or you could just write in allegory. Then not a single rule is broken and you still get your ideas out there. And you might get better at writing too. Unless of course I missed a rule that doesn't allegory.
Source: Annoying parts of BZPower
For some reason I have a feeling that the flame war over homosexuality will rear its ugly head again. If such a thing happened the above quote would be my response to such a flame war. That and "just shut up, you people are getting nowhere".
*Not if anyone interprets anything I said as me being hateful or bigoted, I will lock this entry and delete ANY comment that "debates" the subject. I will explain if needed.
SAO PAULO - A 41-year-old car washer shocked his family when he interrupted a funeral being held for him at his mother's home in the town of Alagoinhas in northeastern Brazil, police said Tuesday.
Police inspector Roberto Lima said by telephone that on Sunday Jose Marcos Araujo identified a body at the city morgue as being that of his brother, Gilberto.
Lima said that Jose Marcos took the body to his mother's home where a wake was held.
"The confusion started when news started circulating that a car washer had been shot dead," Jose Marcos' wife, Ana Paula, told the -possible non BZP allowed website-. "Police called my husband and told him that his brother had been killed and his body was at the morgue."
Lima said the confusion was "understandable."
"The two men closely resembled each other and both worked as car washers," Lima said adding that the man whose body was in the morgue was named Genivaldo Santos Gama. He said further information on Gama was not immediately available.
A few hours before the Monday burial "a friend of Gilberto's saw him walking down the street and told him that his family was mourning him," he said.
"So he went to his mother's home to let everyone know he was very much alive."
When Araujo showed up at his wake "some people fainted and others were so scared they ran away. It was a big shock," family friend Maria Menezes told the G1 online news site.
Gilberto's mother Marina Santana told reporters "I am overjoyed. What mother wouldn't be after being told that her son is dead and then sees him alive."
BETHESDA, Md. - A Virginia woman is in custody after police say she rammed her car into a vehicle outside the entrance of Bethesda Naval medical.
Police say an officer at the hospital shot at the woman's car after the collision Tuesday morning but did not strike her. The officer was injured, apparently when he used a baton to strike the woman's car.
Montgomery County Police spokesman Paul Starks identifies the woman as Angela Akosua Cobbold from Manassas. Starks says she is being treated and charges are pending.
Starks says earlier Tuesday, Cobbold's car had been spotted going more than 90 mph on Interstate 66 in Virginia. He says officers also received a report that the woman was seen eating a bar of soap.
The woman never got on the base.
Mr. Dzerzhinsky stepped onto the stage, the audience was looking around worriedly because he said he had his agents all around them. He seemed to take no notice of this though as he stepped up to the podium. He brushed his suit and straitened his hat before he spoke.
"Good afternoon comedy goers," he said with a slight Polish/Russian accent "I know you are very excited to see what I have and should look at this as a privilege. You see when I took over this profile, I exiled the original person who owned this profile. Looking through his things, some of which I found to be quite odd, but one thing I found was this comedy. I liked it so much I decided to contact this person, TNTOS, who he was working with, and asked him he wanted to continue with me."
Dzerzhinsky gave a small wave to TNTOS, who waved somewhat nervously back. He tried to leave his seat but was stopped by one of Dzerzhinsky's agents who held out a pair of realistically looking vultraz's feet.
Mr. Dzerzhinsky continued "When mr. TNTOS agreed (with a little persuasion) I sent some Cheka agents of mine to look for this....er interesting fanfic, most did not comeback sane. So in order to fight this the original co-writer of this "mst" decided to do that do something special to it. So I studied every detail of the exiled person to get his personality right. Thus we created something that we hope you find amazing.
"What have we done you ask? Well in the comedies section there are two ways to write a comedy. One is the use of script format which is quite popular and prose form which occasionally do better but are harder to write. What we have done is something that the comedy section has seen, we have done something I say revolutionary. We have combined these two forms of comedy writing into a single comedy. This is something called MSTing named after the popular tv show Mystery Science theater 3000. The format is where characters riff and remark on bad movies here it applies to fanfic. Now we will demonstrate this revolutionary concept me and Mr. TNTOS hope to bring to the comedies."
Felix turned to the large projection screen behind, and with a simple hand gesture the screen lit up to show... slide show in Russian (If one were to translate it'd say "The Revolution and you. Why you should stop worrying and just relax). However with another hand gesture the slide changed. The title read: A New Destiny by Katuka. Then the room darkened and the comedy began.
Hi! Im Katka, this is my third fanfic so no flamez. Bonicle was my fav toyline til lego was stupid and ended it and replacedit with Hero Faitry. Bring it back LEGO! !!!!1!!1!1 Here's my fabfic. Original charter dont steel. Enjoi.
Nuhrii: Her character must be very special indeed if she's warning us not to "steel" it[/sarcasm]
Muharin: well anyone who does is seriously lacking in brain power indeed
Chapter 1 Life changin
Muharin: Wow who knew the number one could change lives?
Nuhrii: I always liked the number 2 better, myself
Katuka Serenity sat in her algebrs 2 class and sighed. Mr. Stenso was teaching the clas about logarithms, she aready new this. She was 17 years od but looked 21, she also the prettiest and smrtest girl in school. Every1 in the school said she sould be a model but she aways told them she'd be a veteran iron
Nuhrii: What do you have to do to be a "veteran iron"?
Muharin: Date a Toa of Iron?
Her stuning sliver locks reflected the sunlite shining through th windo. every boy wanted to date her but the way thy looked at looked at he disgustd her. 1 feature that was the most stuning bout her, beside her goddess body, was her urple eyes no one else she had them.Nuhrii: I had purple eyes once, but my doctor told me it was a resurgent childhood illnessShe always wondred why she had them. Her parents never told her y she had them Sense her rents died wen she was 4 years old.
Muharin: Honey I don't think they died.
Nuhrii: She probably has purple eyes because it's a resurgent childhood illness.
"Who can tel me wat the answer to log8(X-7)=log8(X+4) is?" Mr. Stenso asked looking around the class. Katuka raised her hand, Mr. Steno saw it. "Okay Katuka, what is th answer to this question.""X=11," she repled cofindent she was right.
Muharin: Unfortunately the class was blinded by Katuka's lock of hair, so they were unable to answer
Nuhrii: I'm no math wiz, but I have a feeling that's not the right answer
Muharin: Same here
"Sorry Katuka its X=11/2," Mr. Stenso replied "But that was a good try." Katuka began to brek into tears, she new it was the rite answer Mr. Stenso was wrong. Shr would 1 day show him he was wrong.
Muharin: (katuka) YOU WILL PAY!!
Nuhrii: Holding petty grudges? I'm liking her already
Muharin: I did that once
Nuhrii: Yeah, what was it for?
Muharin: I'd rather not say *starts crying* don't throw me again!
Nuhrii: O_o okay let's move on
The bell ran and the class left th room "Rember class pages 112-113 2-34 evens for homework tonite," Mr. Stenso called to the class as the class left.
Katuka walked passed the students til she got to he locker wiping her tears. Next to her locker to boys were talking about only th most populer and greatst toy of there generatin,
Muharin: Gundam? Roboriders? Exo-Force?
Nuhrii: I know! Galidor! It has to be Galidor!
boinicel. It was the beast thing sense sliced bread, there was no one on eart who didn't have them.
Nuhrii: *sniffs* I wanted it to be Galidor . . .
Source: Comedy Forum Expo: Fall 2012
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Interests: Bionicle, fan fiction, Harry Potter, PS3, Littlebigplanet, BZpower, reading other fanfics, music, tv, philosophy, sociology (the study of human behavior), politics (don't worry I won't bring politics up on BZPower), iPod, weather, Hurricanes, and history.
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Political beliefs: right wing Conservative (John Galt in the flesh IMO )
Religion: Roman Catholic
My Pony Oc
Credit to Toa Mata Pony for drawing this. She's awesome at this stuff.
Vectored image credit to Calamity who lost it then did it again.
In an odd turn of events six Makuta are forced to be the heroes to defeat Six evil Toa and gain the riches of the mythological island of Dermis Nui.
The Unforgiven Sin (working Title)
Three stories, one killer. The island of Cyro Nui has had a long turbulent past, the island has undergone a revolution, lunatics run free and are now animals in the jungles, and the island is divided between North and South. A killer who strangles his or her victims leaving a rose bud near or on the victim is now terrorizing the island one Makuta, two Toa, and three Order of Mata Nui agents begin searching for the Strangler of Cyro Nui.