1 hulk has political opinion. this wrong because hulk finds politics counterproductive (Felix taught hulk that word) besides hulk cant vote because people will run away. hulk also has big fingers, buttons are too small
hulk sorry he destroyed poll place. hulk just go now.
2 hulk just smashes stuff. yes hulk does find smashing stuff fun but hulk have other hobbies too. Hulk is also a catholic priest and hulk work also likes to read books
3 hulk uses all caps. hulk doesnt yell all time, hulk just talk louder than most people hulk also think using caps lock rude.
4 hulk uses computer. hulk have no time for internet this what happens when hulks uses computer
hulk only wanted error message to go away.
5 hulk political activist. hulk dont like politics find counterproductive to saving world.
6 hulk hates military. hulk have no problem with military hulk just wishes they not shoot him when they first meet me. hulk and military good friends now
7 yoda hulk's father. no yoda is not hulk father just stop there
Hulk thanks you for time now hulk go stop loki, bye. Thanks Felix.
Oh thank goodness he's gone, now I need to clean up this place.
The following has been a message from hulk.
In a Dilbert-esque faux pax, a Taliban spokesperson sent out a routine email last week with one notable difference. He publicly CC'd the names of everyone on his mailing list.
The names were disclosed in an email by Qari Yousuf Ahmedi, an official Taliban spokesperson, on Saturday. The email was a press release he received from the account of Zabihullah Mujahid, another Taliban spokesperson. Ahmedi then forwarded Mujahid's email to the full Taliban mailing list, but rather than using the BCC function, or blind carbon copy which keeps email addresses private, Ahmedi made the addresses public.
"Taliban have included all 4 of my email addresses on the leaked distribution list," tweeted journalist Mustafa Kazemi, a prolific Kabul-based tweeter with more than 9,500 followers. "Quite reassuring to my safety."
The list, made up of more than 400 recipients, consists mostly of journalists, but also includes an address appearing to belong to a provincial governor, an Afghan legislator, several academics and activists, an ... Afghan consultative committee, and a representative of Gulbuddein Hekmatar, an Afghan warlord whose outlawed group Hezb-i-Islami is believed to be behind several attacks against coalition troops.
The Taliban, they're just like you in that they hate email too sometimes. Also created twitter meme #Talibansubjectlines.
A new White House petition wants President Obama to nationalize the "Twinkie industry," saving the popular junk food from possible extinction.
"We the undersigned, hereby request Barack Obama to immediately Nationalize the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center," a petition on the White House "We the People" website requests.
Hostess Brands Inc. — maker of the Twinkie, the Ding Dong and Wonder Bread — is preparing to shutter operations amid a labor strike and rising costs. Unionized workers rejected a major pay and benefit cut, sparking the latest strike.
Labor leaders Political remark removed
"What’s happening with Hostess Brands is a microcosm of what’s wrong with America, as Bain-style Wall Street vultures make themselves rich by making America poor. Crony capitalism and consistently poor management drove Hostess into the ground, but its workers are paying the price," AFL-CIO president Richard Trumka said in a Friday statement.
A full shutdown of the company could result in as many as 18,000 job losses – though it's possible a buyer could be found for some of its dozens of brands.
The White House petition was posted Friday. It needs 25,000 signatures to generate an official White House response.
2. LOL has no meaning to me.
3. People are more sarcastic on the Internet.
4. People are great and wonderful online.
5. People are horrible and rude online.
6. Sometimes you wish someone would shut up, then you realize you can leave the website.
7. Arguements make people forget rules
What Happens To Amusement Park Rides Once They Are Put Into Storage Or Destroyed? They are magically transported to a place only know as "Amusement Park Between", a park that co-exist within any other and is only accessible by those who are of its blood. There are no limits and no humans. The only residents are the RIDES. However, they are much different from our own. Amusement Park Between's rides are ALIVE, having both the characteristics of man and beast. Amusement Park Between was once merry and joyous, but for the past several years it has spiraled into turmoil. An evil tyrant known as Ironwheel has taken control, casting a dark shadow over Amusement Park Between, and whose evil intensions endanger both their world and our own. The rides only hope is the key to their prophecy, "The Red Will Defeat The Black". That perticular key is the only ride that was created differently. The red roller coaster, Railrunner. And This Is His Story.
I couldn't make this up if I tried. Oh and I'm quoting the site as to why it's so bad:
This is the story of a scarlet-red talking rollercoaster named Railrunner. Along with his ragtag bunch of talking amusement park ride friends, he goes on grand adventures throughout the mystical land of Amusement Park Between, a land of talking rides where clichés rule and everything is an informed attribute. Everything. Railrunner’s one goal in life (or the closest thing to a goal as one so passive as himself could have) is to slaughter everything that gets in his way and crown himself supreme ruler of everyone and everything in Amusement Park Between.
Oh, did I mention he’s supposed to be a good guy? And that he’s a Black Hole Sue?
The truth has finally been revealed, the continent of Antarctica is a psychopath! Just look at all that Bionicle Legends.....wait it isn't blood? It's a plume of seawater tainted with high amounts of iron oxide? Also the glacier is said to have trapped microbes that are essentially primordial ooze, they've evolved without light, free oxygen, and heat. False alarm.