A special message from the Hulk.
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hulk seen lot of people on internet pretend to be hulk, this make hulk mad or madder than usually. So hulk and friend felix dzerhersnky made list of stuff that people get wrong about hulk.
1 hulk has political opinion. this wrong because hulk finds politics counterproductive (Felix taught hulk that word) besides hulk cant vote because people will run away. hulk also has big fingers, buttons are too small
hulk sorry he destroyed poll place. hulk just go now.
2 hulk just smashes stuff. yes hulk does find smashing stuff fun but hulk have other hobbies too. Hulk is also a catholic priest and hulk work also likes to read books
3 hulk uses all caps. hulk doesnt yell all time, hulk just talk louder than most people hulk also think using caps lock rude.
4 hulk uses computer. hulk have no time for internet this what happens when hulks uses computer
hulk only wanted error message to go away.
5 hulk political activist. hulk dont like politics find counterproductive to saving world.
6 hulk hates military. hulk have no problem with military hulk just wishes they not shoot him when they first meet me. hulk and military good friends now
7 yoda hulk's father. no yoda is not hulk father just stop there
Hulk thanks you for time now hulk go stop loki, bye. Thanks Felix.
Oh thank goodness he's gone, now I need to clean up this place.
The following has been a message from hulk.
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