Ddude gets Edumacated: Week One Recap
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So after six years of homeschool, I had my first week in a tradtional school. Thought I'd recap my week for all the crazy stalkers out there 
Orientation:
"Yes, I am definitely remembering everything you have told me in the last three hours KILL ME NOW"
Day 1:
"Okay, is this my clas-no? Okay." *finds other room* "Is this my classro-no? Dangit, sorry." *finds other room* "Is this my clas-WHERE THE HECK IS MY CLASSROOM!?"
-several hours later-
"Wait what I have to give a speech right now what does that mean"
Day 2:
"What is this...homework you speak of?"
-several hours later-
"Wait what I have to give another speech today right now what does that mean"
Day 3:
"Whee, Algebra 2. I like math-wait what do you mean your answer is -1.4 it's clearly -5"
-10 minutes later-
"IT
IS
NEGATIVE FREAKING FIVE"
-Lunch-
"Mmm, pizza."
-Later-
"OKAY HOW OFTEN WILL I BE GIVING SPEECHES IN HERE SERIOUSLY"
Day 4:
"Ooh, pancake breakfast. Wait why am I sick after half a pancake."
(As an added insult, the girl across from me ate seven
SEVEN
WHO DOES THAT)
-World Lit-
"Okay, we have to roleplay two friends going to the inagural ball and the president." *Spends 5 minutes doing Will Ferrell's George Bush impersonation; eventually lapses into Batman voice*
-In History-
"Wait, wasn't my math syllabus due yesterday...shootshootshootshoot"
(It was actually due this coming Monday, thankfully)
-Speech Class-
"WHY CAN I NOT COME UP WITH ANYTHING TO DO A DEMONSTRATION SPEECH ON
SURELY I AM GOOD AT SOMETHING
AND WHY IS MY THROAT STILL SORE FROM THAT BATMAN VOICE"
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Thankfully, weekend.
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