>Wakes up, makes bed (I usually eat breakfast first and my mom ninjas in and does it, even though I prefer to do it myself and TELL HER THIS FREQUENTLY THANKS A LOT MOM)

>Mom comes in

>Mom: Gee, Dad did a really bad job of making your bed.

>Me: I made it.

>Mom: oh, then you did a GREAT job!!

>general laughter

my parents are strange, strange people