Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Me: Okay, I have oranges. You have peaches. Gimme.
Me: This is a hostile fruit raid. Hand over your peaches or I will be forced to whack your villagers with my bug net.
Friend: Well okay, I was gonna give-
Me: DON'T MAKE ME BRING INNOCENT CIVILIANS INTO THIS!
And then I burst out laughing at the concept of a country/regime/cult somewhere that uses bug-net whacking as a form of interrogation. I'm really enjoying this game, though! I can see a lot of hours being sunk into this...
PM me if you want my friend code...I promise I won't rob you blind of your fruit like my friend.