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Better yet

 

Who needs candy when you have PIZZA

who needs pizza when you can have ACTUALLY GOOD FOOD

Who needs good food when you have GOOD WINE PAIRINGS

more like happy PRINGLES awareness day

 

once you pop you just can't stop

You mean "Happy Discount Candy's Eve".

Happy "You're Gonna Die Alone and Unloved" Day!

 

Happy "You're Gonna Die Alone and Unloved" Day!

 

Pfft, that's not true, I have a handful of candy hearts that say otherwise.

who needs pizza when you can have ACTUALLY GOOD FOOD

 

We're not friends anymore

You mean "Happy Discount Candy's Eve".

 

This guy knows what's up. I mean, I usually think of it as "Treat Yourself To Cookies and a Delicious Cheesburger Day", but both work.

 

 

Who needs good food when you have GOOD WINE PAIRINGS

 

I don't know nearly enough about wine pairings as I should. I usually just pop open whatever and drink it with whatever.

 

who needs pizza when you can have ACTUALLY GOOD FOOD

 

We're not friends anymore

 

i can't be friends with people who have bad taste in food

next thing i know you'll be saying you don't like fish. that's just wrong.

It's called personal freedom, doing whatever you want, and y'know, good food. 

 

And not telling anyone about your vacation plans except your boss. And maybe your friends. And buying all the Lego you want. You answer to no one. You can live on a whim. Love's a chain, life's a dream. 

next thing i know you'll be saying you don't like fish. that's just wrong.

It's not if you've eaten it every week for the past three years. After that, a hamburger looks pretty good. 

 

pizza. must have more pizza. mmm. 

Ehks, you can't deny pizza. That said, I'll give you the point this time, because I went to my favorite pizza place today, had a few slices, and my guts immediately tried to commit suicide.

 

So.

 

My disappointment should be obvious.