I assumed wrong.
It started hailing on the 25th day of December, Gregorian Calendar. It was hailing in Summer, and in one of the driest continents on the planet. There were hail pieces the size of golf balls, and sometimes it seemed as if it was snowing, despite the fact that it shouldn't snow so far away from polar regions or places where the temperature can support snow. However, I remembered that I lived in Melbourne, so bizarre weather was expected.
Boxing Day, also known as Lá Fhéile Stiofáin in Ireland or Second Christmas Day in some European countries, was a different story. I was forced to go out that day to a picnic, which didn't make sense, for it was freezing cold and raining near the start of the day. Luckily I managed to weasel my way into the car, and just sat there listening to the radio for an hour. However, then ithe weather heated up, returning to normality. I was not amused by this, for I disliked extreme heat.
So I was rather happy when I managed to return home and browse the Internet, for my house has a rather nice temperature. Must be the insulation.
Well if you do, I found a can of tuna in my cupboard, which my parents probably bought in case my sister and I randomly got hungry and started eating everything in the house, and it had a rather strange name.
That is tuna from a company known as Sirena or something. Why exactly do I think that this is a bad name for a food company?
Well on the top there's a picture of a mermaid, but I'm assuming it's a siren due to the name.
If I remember my Greek Mythology correctly, sirens were those hot chicks on rocks who sang to sailors, forcing them to crash their boats into the rocks and die in their attempts to reach the sirens, who had beautiful voices as well as being hot chicks.
So basically by having the name Sirena, this canned fish company must produce incredibly tasty tuna, but the tuna might give you diseases or something, since in return for listening to their beautiful voices, Sirens lead you to your death.
But with the power of SELECTIVE BREEDING, we got our orange carrots and bananas which fit perfectly in our hands.
There were also these awesome plushies in the gift shop there. THEY WERE REALLY, REALLY CUTE. PENGUINS!
Ethnicity: Han Chinese
Birth Date: 9th of October, 1998
Current Location: Unknown
Place of Birth: Melbourne, Australia
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