I Am Terrible At Dwarf Fortress
For those who do not know what Dwarf Fortress is, it is basically a simulator of fantasy life created by one guy and his brother, just like Runescape, except that this game is much more complicated than RS and probably works on a smaller budget. However, the graphics are, well, ASCII.
Anyway, I can't seem to do anything properly in the game, so I'll just randomly rant about it.
Their motto makes sense though.
"Losing is fun."