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Sirena Canned Fish


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You see, I have a fondness for canned tuna, you know, those cans you can easily buy at shops and you can eat the tuna straight from the can? Or tin? Or whatever it is supposed to be?

 

Well if you do, I found a can of tuna in my cupboard, which my parents probably bought in case my sister and I randomly got hungry and started eating everything in the house, and it had a rather strange name.

 

Look here:

 

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That is tuna from a company known as Sirena or something. Why exactly do I think that this is a bad name for a food company?

 

Well on the top there's a picture of a mermaid, but I'm assuming it's a siren due to the name.

 

If I remember my Greek Mythology correctly, sirens were those hot chicks on rocks who sang to sailors, forcing them to crash their boats into the rocks and die in their attempts to reach the sirens, who had beautiful voices as well as being hot chicks.

 

So basically by having the name Sirena, this canned fish company must produce incredibly tasty tuna, but the tuna might give you diseases or something, since in return for listening to their beautiful voices, Sirens lead you to your death.

 

Yeah.

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