So here I am, hiding, terrified, in a shack I hollowed out of a rubber tree, when I see some dude with really long, thin legs marching around in diamond armor, carrying a diamond sword, and kind of walking like a chicken. It's night, so I figure he'd probably stab me if I went outside, so I just watch him through one of the windows.
This goes on for five minutes, until I realize that the only piece he's missing from a full set of diamond armor is the pants.
This disturbs me greatly, until I realize that that's exactly what I'm missing from my iron armor.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have started a fashion trend among creepy tall people.