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HeavyMetalSunshineSister

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So here I am, hiding, terrified, in a shack I hollowed out of a rubber tree, when I see some dude with really long, thin legs marching around in diamond armor, carrying a diamond sword, and kind of walking like a chicken. It's night, so I figure he'd probably stab me if I went outside, so I just watch him through one of the windows.

 

This goes on for five minutes, until I realize that the only piece he's missing from a full set of diamond armor is the pants.

 

This disturbs me greatly, until I realize that that's exactly what I'm missing from my iron armor.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I have started a fashion trend among creepy tall people.

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Voltex

UPDATE: I went outside in the morning. Turns out I was half-wrong - he was going to stab me no matter what time of day it was.

 

haha. xD

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