I was in the RPG forum posting as usual, when Ieaned forward and poked my lips around through the air, trying to sip from my straw without having to divert my vision from the post I was typing. This was like a natural instinct, actually. I couldn't get the straw, so I instead maneuvered my head around to drink directly from my cup. And lo and behold, i was kissing my newly bought Kohrak canister! I looked around for my cup, only to realize that I didn't have one. Then I repeatedly headdesked.
I can't believe I'm this stupid!