The battle thus far has been overwhelming. Several casualties have occurred including my beloved soldier, Frank. He was the finest lawn gnome I ever had the pleasure of buying for $5 at a garage sale. -sniff-I've managed to bunker myself down in a safe house which consists of a number of cardboard boxes in my room that I've duct-taped together out of sheer brilliance. My bedroom is the only area where the terrain is hazardous enough to fend off the invader. Unfortunately, my laptop is located in the lower level of the house, so I'm taking a risk being her-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! THE BROTHERLY LOVE HUGS! THEY BUUURRRNNN! CURSE YOU, KOPAKA KURAHhhhhh~~~
Transmission fail. Please throw computer out of window.