Anyway, I HATH SOLVED THE MYSTERY!
Today when I logged on to BZP, I had 49 notifications and was all "... Eh? Confangled futuristic thinger... GET OFF MY LAWN!" so then I tossed my computer out the window. Then, in a wondrous stroke of brilliance I devised a plan: Read the notifications.
So, it turns out I somehow followed the "Rumors Abound" news reply topic unintentionally. Being one of the first to reply there, it's no wonder I got so many notifications.
Silly, Tekulo, Tricks are for half-baked Magicians. XP
Oh, also Angel Beats. Wow. Not what I was expecting... at all... Very interesting so far. ^^ (I kept hearing everyone and a half on this site rave about it, so I decided to check it out. Very catchy opening sequence. Me gusta la... uh... piano... XP
¿Que es, Billy? ¡SALE MI CÉSPED!
~Señor Tekulo <3