Advice for Cats...
Follow my easy instructions to ensure your cat will rediscover and adore their old scratching post!
Step 1: Relocate cat tree to a new location.
Step 2: There is no step 2
Aaand presto! Your feline friends will spazz like it's raining catnip (please note that adding catnip into this equation may result in your cats surpassing the speed of light and defying the very laws of physics).
I know from experience...
Now then Billy,
GET OFF MY LAWN!