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Ask Tekulo!

Posted by SwagtronYOLO , Sep 21 2012 · 1,233 views

Anything you want Philosophy Bunny opinions Why are you on fire Y U NO format! 8D
Yeah, so I've seen this new-fangled blog whatsit around lately and I figured "Eh, why not? Wait... but why do it to begin with? ... WHOA!"

Anyway, after an epic battle involving a coin flip, a rock-paper-scissors tournament, an intense eye-spy contest AND the stop-hitting-yourself game; I finally reached an agreement with myself to post this.

So, I'll answer any question with truth honesty seriousness credibility integrity and most likely all around goofiness.

I figure there are probably only like five people who bother to read this blog and out of those normally three people that bother to comment, so I should be safe from a bombardment of questions (I am so popular on BZP, I can just feel the fame... By the way, my blog has approximately twice as many views as my profile. XD).

Now then, Danny... Wait... What happened to Billy?! DANNY, WHY?!

GET OFF MY LAWN!

~Tekulo<3

Wow, guys, that was fast. XD

You are transported to an alternate universe where Satie's Gymnopédies do not exist. Everything else is consistent between this universe and that one. What becomes your new favorite something?

What? ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Seriously, I'm looking forward to the dead of winter so I can gaze into the snow while listening to that song. Best. Idea. Ever.) Anyway, my new favorite something becomes the works of Hans Christian Andersen (and don't you dare take that away from me!)

Toxic Waste Bunny or Radioactive Rabid Rabbit?

Toxic Waste Bunny! <3 It just sounds soooo cute! =3 (You can tell how thoroughly I thought that one through...)

June 31st or or September 31st?

Hmm... June 31st, I suppose. That's the last day I can make the horrendous pun "HEEEY, JUNE, DON'T MAKE IT BAAAAD!" whilst watching a certain Avatar episode and have it be on more than one level. XD

Did you not dream about farm animals?

You know, I dream about a lot of things. Farms animals, however, are not one of them, I'm sorry to say. D=

Rock-Paper-Scissors has been expanded into the much more complex Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock. Your are tasked with adding more to this paradigm. What do you add, what is its hand signal, what does it defeat, and what defeats it?

I was actually tempted to add the lizard and Spock to my previous allusion above. XD Appreciated. Anyway, I add in the dragon. It defeats all previous options and its signal is similar to a Spock symbol rotated 90 degrees while bending your fingers inward slightly into a claw (three digits). I also add in enchanted bunny. It is defeated by everything except for dragon; it defeats dragon. Oh, and it's signal is basically vertical scissors with flopped ears.

If a tree falls in your room, and there aren't any cats to spazz out about it, does the toaster go off?

If the cat does not spazz, the bird does not chirp. If the bird does not chirp, the dog does not laugh at such sport. If the dog does not laugh at such sport, the dish does not run away with the spoon. If the dish runs away with the fork instead, the zombie apocalypse is not initiated. If the zombie apocalypse is not initiated, the human resistance does not develop MacGyver weaponry. If the human resistance does not develop the toaster canon, then no, the toaster will not go off. It's all right there in the logic, good sir.

I was looking through some music books yesterday and I found Satie's Gymnopédie #1. Do you think I should learn it?

(This is a stupid question because I'm doing it either way, but whatever.)


Dooo iiitttt. The mustache commands it!

Giant spiders or Jester hats?


Giant Spiders WEARING jester hats FTW!

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You are transported to an alternate universe where Satie's Gymnopédies do not exist. Everything else is consistent between this universe and that one. What becomes your new favorite something?

Toxic Waste Bunny or Radioactive Rabid Rabbit?

June 31st or or September 31st?
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Azalea of Ga Koro
Sep 21 2012 09:31 PM
Did you not dream about farm animals?
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Rock-Paper-Scissors has been expanded into the much more complex Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock. Your are tasked with adding more to this paradigm. What do you add, what is its hand signal, what does it defeat, and what defeats it?
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SwagtronYOLO
Sep 21 2012 09:45 PM
Hehe, I didn't mention this, but answers will be edited in above. ^^

You guys rock paper scissors dragon enchanted bunny. XP
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If a tree falls in your room, and there aren't any cats to spazz out about it, does the toaster go off?

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I was looking through some music books yesterday and I found Satie's Gymnopédie #1. Do you think I should learn it?

(This is a stupid question because I'm doing it either way, but whatever.)
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Giant spiders or Jester hats?
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That's why I just don't follow Tekulo. You should try it =D


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