September 14th 2016 will forever be remembered as the day Tekulo became The Smoothest Person to Ever Live
How am I supposed to travel all of these islands?
Lapis Lazuli your water wings let you fly across the galaxy I think you can handle three islands
Hmm... I really have no strong opinion of either of them.
Both of them probably suck.
We are gathered here today to honour the passing of Tekulo. Killed by a shark and shot by a bow. Some would say no one deserves such a death. Others say he was asking for it.
Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.
Try not to worry too much about it. Deep breaths. Scented candles. Meditation.
Imagine a whale.
A majestic, fabulous whale.
She's coming to say hello.
She's getting kinda close and invading your personal bubble.
There's not enough room for the two of you!
No, whale, noooooo!
I thought about it, but that led me on this existential space-out stream of consciousness metaphorical...thing.
It was weird.
So, lesson learned: when interacting with the personification of a concept, don't try to employ that concept on them.
The joke's always on you. You're glue in a rubber band world.
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CLANNAD, BUT I DO KNOW THAT THIS STATEMENT IS COMPLETELY AND ANNOYINGLY TRUE.
INDEED, THE INTERNET SPOILS ALL.
(ALSO WHY ARE WE TYPING IN ALL CAPS?)
"She's looking for a decomposed laptop that sports a five o'clock shadow."
What is the location of a 2x2 LEGO brick that goes by the name Samantha?
----------- Sumiki's Dad on Samantha's Whereabouts
Ah, yes. "Hello, I'm calling on behalf of someone on the internet who says she didn't get her Delorean. No, I dont actually KNOW her, per se, or have proof she didn't get it, but she hates phone calls so this is a completely viable alternative."
Most people think puzzle games through and figure them out through intelligence and wit.
I just smash the square peg into the round hole until it breaks the hole big enough to go in.
Tekulo is the supreme overlord of lameness and illusory instigation and is far inferior to the illustrious and estimable Nuile, esquire, who is so awesome that a mere glimpse of his debonair, dashing handsomeness and general coolness blinds and in some cases melts eyeballs (note that I am not liable for any injuries acquired through staring at me) and is tall and eminent.
Tekulo in the Green → Black Six
Hello! Today it occured to me that I chat with a handful of staff members both on and off the site. this also made me realize they report directly to you. Whatever gossip they have spread about me behind my back, I assure you, is the truth (unless it isn't).
I remember wheb (edit: wheb is totally fetch and is in no way a typo)