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I forget what I was going to blog about...

Posted by SwagtronYOLO , Jun 04 2013 · 542 views

Here it is anyway BRILLIANCE!
Yeah, I know I want to blog about something, but I totally can't remember what it is.
So, while I remember, let me tell you a story.
I forget what the story is.
Okay, so all of that aside, I suppose I could talk about my vacation with Akano and KK.
We saw stuff, did stuff, had some delicious gelato, went to the lego store and got the Palace Cinema (well, I did anyway), and I haggled with Akano over Lego sets.
I ended up getting a Lego Iron man minifig for free with my purchase at the Lego store (Well, I ended up getting two, but this was before I got the second.  I wanted to trade him away because I'm not a Superhero fan at all except for Batman because his story is literally the only one that makes any bit of relatable sense to me in any way, but I'm getting off topic).  So, I traded my first Iron Man away for the LEGO Set DJ Pirate Fez Crab.  The fact that this is not an actual Lego Set makes me question the sanity of LEGO's set creators.  Basically I got the better end of the deal because DJ Pirates are cool enough, but one with a fez who is also a crab?  Best.  Figure.  Ever.
Anyway, I also managed to build the Palace Cinema over the span of two nights before it was time to leave.  It is amazing and I love it so much.  <3  It's my first really big set that I've ever gotten, so I'm super excited.  I'll probably make a quick review sometime if anyone's interested.
Anyway, I think that's pretty much it.
I don't think I covered what I originally wanted to blog about...
What did I want to tell them, Billy?
You don't know?!  Well then...
~Tekulo <3

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Your parents aren't dead; you're not a billionaire businessman mechanical wizard; and you don't protect Gotham City from dangerous criminals.

I fail to see how you relate to Batman.

Also, DJ Pirate Fez Crab FTW. Tis a shame to see him go, but I think he'll fit in well. He is a DJ Pirate Fez Crab, after all.

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Jun 04 2013 10:38 PM

When the only comparisons are radioactive spider mutants, turtles that live in a sewer, a man who can vanish by putting on a pair of glasses who is actually an alien and some dude with a magical ring; seeing someone with no supernatural abilities is as relatable as they come.  XP


Also, I could've just mentioned that it was the character's ability to relate to as a person instead of all of the flashy crazy things because why would we be attracted to characters we have nothing in common with in the first place?  But, sure, he's totally a cyborg ninja from a land of ponies that use magic and jump on clouds and have to clean up nature for the seasons to change.  Because everypony knows characters from those settings are so different that they can't be related to by any human at all.  My bad.  [/rollingeyesofdoomathisbrother]

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