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Going Mad. :3

Posted by Lapis Lazuli , Dec 03 2013 · 260 views

Home alone
So my folks are going on a trip for a little over a week starting tomorrow. This will leave me, a 21 year old doof in charge of two cats, one dog and a bird in a big, old house designed to occupy a family of at least four which is old and creaking at a time of year when the wind sounds like ghosts galloping in delight bringing chilled temperatures and eerie settings due to the sun setting super early.

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PARTY!

But first I need friends within the general area... Dang it...

Whassat, Billy? Where is the text color in this entry?

...GET OFF MY LAWN!
~Tekulo <3

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Two cats, a dog and a bird? I don't understand what you need friends for. Sounds like you've already got the makings of a great party.

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Shadow Burnmad
Dec 03 2013 10:52 PM

Or a great knock-knock joke.

 

- :burnmad:

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Lapis Lazuli
Dec 04 2013 07:32 PM
If only they liked to dress up for the occasion... :P

Knock knock
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Who's there?
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Lapis Lazuli
Dec 05 2013 09:16 AM

Meow meow woof squack.

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KopakaKurahk
Dec 05 2013 11:24 PM
Your entry needs more commas. Or fewer run-on sentences.
 
-KK  kkespin.gif
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Lapis Lazuli
Dec 06 2013 11:51 AM

Dude.  You're in the middle of the knock-knock joke...  >=/

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