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# So this just happened...

Posted by SwagtronYOLO , Jul 01 2014 · 1,005 views

-The scene starts where I notice my brother KK is doing stuff on his DS-

-glances to the screen-

"Oh my gosh, you're actually using factorials to solve a Layton puzzle..."

"I've used algebra to solve these before! It works."

"Yeah, but these games are designed for children to be able to solve. You shouldn't have to use that level of math. Also, there has been an Awkward Zombie comic about this."

"I know there has been an Awkward Zombie comic about this! Now hush... so if I do this, then that means the answer is 20! Let's go with that! -enters answer into game-"

"... Just... watching this process of yours is...-dumbfounded-"

"It's wonderful isn't it? 8D"

INCORRECT

"Yup, wonderful. :')"

He proceeded to whack me upside the head, but I was laughing too hard to feel pain.

GET OFF MY LAWN!
~Tekulo <3

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~Shockwave~

This is pretty much what happens when I try to drag math into Pokemon games.

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Obsessionist

Probably one of my favorite Awkward Zombie comics, too.

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Necro

Most people think puzzle games through and figure them out through intelligence and wit.

I just smash the square peg into the round hole until it breaks the hole big enough to go in.

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Necro, that is awesome. xP
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Akano
This is absolutely fantastic. I don't think I did factorials for Unwound Future.

Which one is he playing, BTW?

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SwagtronYOLO

Puzzle 54 from Diabolical Box.

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### Random Quotes

tekulo, no matter how bad 2017 is, it will be better for me knowing that you went into it with the username "swagtronYOLO"

A winter holiday being celebrated in November? Obviously this can only be the work of...
http://vignette4.wik...&path-prefix=enFAIRY GODPARENTS

September 14th 2016 will forever be remembered as the day Tekulo became The Smoothest Person to Ever Live

How am I supposed to travel all of these islands?

Lapis Lazuli your water wings let you fly across the galaxy I think you can handle three islands

Hmm... I really have no strong opinion of either of them.
Both of them probably suck.

Gathered friends,

We are gathered here today to honour the passing of Tekulo. Killed by a shark and shot by a bow. Some would say no one deserves such a death. Others say he was asking for it.

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.

Ramen.

Try not to worry too much about it. Deep breaths. Scented candles. Meditation.

Imagine a whale.

A majestic, fabulous whale.

She's coming to say hello.

There's not enough room for the two of you!

No, whale, noooooo!

I thought about it, but that led me on this existential space-out stream of consciousness metaphorical...thing.

It was weird.

So, lesson learned: when interacting with the personification of a concept, don't try to employ that concept on them.

The joke's always on you. You're glue in a rubber band world.

INDEED, THE INTERNET SPOILS ALL.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CLANNAD, BUT I DO KNOW THAT THIS STATEMENT IS COMPLETELY AND ANNOYINGLY TRUE.

(ALSO WHY ARE WE TYPING IN ALL CAPS?)

What is the location of a 2x2 LEGO brick that goes by the name Samantha?

"She's looking for a decomposed laptop that sports a five o'clock shadow."

Ah, yes. "Hello, I'm calling on behalf of someone on the internet who says she didn't get her Delorean. No, I dont actually KNOW her, per se, or have proof she didn't get it, but she hates phone calls so this is a completely viable alternative."

Most people think puzzle games through and figure them out through intelligence and wit.

I just smash the square peg into the round hole until it breaks the hole big enough to go in.

Tekulo is the supreme overlord of lameness and illusory instigation and is far inferior to the illustrious and estimable Nuile, esquire, who is so awesome that a mere glimpse of his debonair, dashing handsomeness and general coolness blinds and in some cases melts eyeballs (note that I am not liable for any injuries acquired through staring at me) and is tall and eminent.

Tekulo in the Green → Black Six
Hello! Today it occured to me that I chat with a handful of staff members both on and off the site. this also made me realize they report directly to you. Whatever gossip they have spread about me behind my back, I assure you, is the truth (unless it isn't).

I remember wheb (edit: wheb is totally fetch and is in no way a typo)
-Tekulo

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Meanwhile my wardrobe is so vanilla that people chase me down the street asking me for ice cream.

Made my day. I would totally upvote this more than once if I could :3

I found a Voltex amiibo once. It was pretty terrible.

#rude

That's why I just don't follow Tekulo. You should try it =D

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I get that, but that's not enough. Love can't be reliant on truth, I don't want someone not to love me because we don't believe the same truth.

Love is unconditional, love loves despite flaws. Love is selfless, kind; it protects, it hopes.

Love stops hate.

Love will win.