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BIONICE 2015 Set Leak: Potatu

Posted by SwagtronYOLO , Sep 27 2014 · 1,712 views

ITS HAPPENING!
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I for one am glad they kept the orange. He's looking pretty sweet!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

~Melon Lord


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and you call yourself a melon lord

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What you did there; I see that.

 

:music:

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Ta-metru_defender
Sep 27 2014 08:33 PM

You're not sorry.

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SwagtronYOLO
Sep 27 2014 09:00 PM

You're not sorry.

Not even slightly.

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Pahrak #0579
Sep 27 2014 09:39 PM

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

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I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Just one? You haven't been reading his blog nearly long enough, then...

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Pahrak #0579
Sep 27 2014 09:55 PM

 

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Just one? You haven't been reading his blog nearly long enough, then...

 

 

Puns automatically trump every other reason and become the only necessary reason.

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SwagtronYOLO
Sep 27 2014 10:18 PM
You guys are making me blush. =P
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Pahrak #0579
Sep 27 2014 10:23 PM

You guys are making me blush. =P

 

Actually this blush I'm making is for a friend, they have very sensitive skin and require specially made make-up.

 

Sorry for the confusion.

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SwagtronYOLO
Sep 27 2014 10:26 PM
Aww... =/
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Well the blush I'M making is...

 

...uh...gosh. I'm really bad at this stuff....

 

I tried, but all I got was a stupid brush :/

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This entry makes me so happy.

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Pomegranate
Sep 28 2014 02:22 AM

How do I always fall for these

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I tried upvoting each of these comments 42 times, but, unfortunately, the universe is offline right now. It's too busy computing the possibility of pohatu becoming a potato. Hopefully Greg will canonize that. :)

 

-Rez

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It uses both orange AND brown! Best of both worlds!

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Nuile the Paracosmic Tulpa
Sep 28 2014 02:23 PM

This is clearly either official or a very convincing fake. Part of me hopes it's real, because I do like the colors; brown and orange go well together, and I'm glad LEGO could compromise and use both. That should please fans. At the same time, part of me hopes this is fake because the design is just another cookie cutter. Or maybe vegetable peeler.

 

Either way, it's obviously not a leek. Still, I yam hoping you'll get in a lot of tuber for this.

 

Vale, Nuile :smilemirunu:

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Hahli Husky
Sep 28 2014 04:27 PM

I'll take 4

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I should be studying right now...

 

I'm losing it over here... :superfunny:

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the plot twist is we're all just trying to avoid the melon lord's fury. maybe flattery will buy us mercy....

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SwagtronYOLO
Sep 28 2014 09:43 PM
FLATTERY WILL BUY YOU NOTHING! But do it anyway. I like having a big ego sometimes.
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