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My right eye is set lower by a tiny bit due to my cheek bone being fractured and ground into cereal. It gives me double vision sometimes, but it proves incredibly useful in certain circumstances.

my lower jaw is slightly squashed in in the left side, leading to all of my teeth on the lower left of my mouth being slightly out-of-line with the others (braces can't fix it since it's a problem with my jaw itself)

 

my right foot is always at an angle, if it isn't it's genuinely uncomfortable

 

i have extreme hitchhiker's thumb. as in, i bend my thumb back 90 degrees normally.

 

and yeah that's weird physical things. yay.

Both of my smallest toes are sideways

 

Thats it really

My legs hurt if they're not moving.

You know how you can crack your joints? My ankles will sometimes just start doing that and refuse to stop.

I love the smell of chlorine. Like the smell of most pools? Yeah.
 
I really enjoy being in tight spaces. I call it claustrophilia.
 
My head is so large that my parents, when they bought me a fez for my birthday a few years ago, had to custom-order it. I don't look like a bobblehead or anything, it's just big.
 
I can imitate a kazoo by doing a falsetto voice and blowing through the tiny gap at the bottom of my two top front teeth.
 
I often eat blue cheese by itself, the stronger the better.

I love black olives. I eat them as a side dish whenever I can get them.

 

Whenever I have to stand for more than 30 seconds or so I put one foot up on my other leg so that my toes are by my knee. I then stand one-legged and look like a flamingo. I do it without thinking; standing on two legs is uncomfortable. I did it while working on a roof recently and got a lot of weird looks.

I like to hurt my mouth with spicy foods. It aint truly perfect until you are sweating and your body wants you to put Kali's Mist down at all costs.

I don't know, I'm not sure if there are any quirks about me... can't think of any off the top of my head, anyway.

My left eye sees better than 20/20, but my right eye is noticeably worse than 20/20.

Another one is that I got horribly mangled (although I look fine now) and that's the least of the things that's happened to me

 

Not that I enjoyed any of it