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15 Reasons You Need to Vote in the Flash Fiction Marathon


Nuile the Paracosmic Tulpa

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15. Every vote is a word promoting and inspiring the divine arts of literature. Help bring a master of the craft one step closer to the hard-earned glory he deserves!

 

14. The fact is, your vote counts! Even the best entries might only win by one vote--if they win at all! Do you want terrible entries to win just because they're popular? Do you want to be personally responsible for the next Twilight?

 

13. You are advocating Unity.

 

12. It is your Duty.

 

11. It is your Destiny.

 

10. You are setting a positive example for your fellow BZPers.

 

9. If you ignore these polls, it's the same as saying you're a heartless eremite who doesn't care about his fellowbeings. With each poll that closes without YOUR vote, somewhere, a writer bursts into tears. Relieve their pain! Do not let them relive it!

 

8. You are advocating your belief in the democratic process and freedom of speech.

 

7. Voting grants you SADISTIC POWER OVER THE FATE OF EVERY WRITER IN EVERY POLL. WE ARE ALL AT YOUR MERCY.

 

6. By this small act of participation on your part, your are honoring the hard work and effort that has gone into this contest. Its hosts and each and every one of its entrants have put blood, sweat and tears into the stories you see in these polls.

 

5. BECAUSE IT'S THERE.

 

4. Because you can! YOU HAVE THE POWER.

 

3. It is your honor, as well as your responsibility to the community.

 

2. These stories are well-crafted masterworks of art.

As for those that aren't . . . It is YOUR responsibility to make sure that they do not win!

 

1. If you do not, I will look for you . . . I will find you . . . and I will kill you.

 

 

Sincerely, Nuile: Lunatic Wordsmith

:smilemirunu:

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13. You are advocating Unity.

 

12. It is your Duty.

 

11. It is your Destiny.

Yes, it's true, you - yes, you - can BRING BACK BIONICLE by voting in these polls.

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Baltarc--Gathered friends, listen once again to the words of this man.

 

To Tekulo, as well as Xccj--I refer you both to reason #1, which is as valid an answer to you both as to why, indeed, one should vote at all.

 

Sincerely, Nuile: Lunatic Wordsmith :smilemirunu:

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I already have voted. And here's reason #16:

 

It boosts your post count. Well, you have to take a few extra seconds to post what you voted, but might as well put yourself out there.

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I already have voted. And here's reason #16: It boosts your post count. Well, you have to take a few extra seconds to post what you voted, but might as well put yourself out there.

Don't think posts in the voting booth count though.

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