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Dalies and Mentlegen, may I present you......

The one and only terrible anticlimax.   Anyway, now that we've got that out of the way, let me get on the subject of more general Arcane Techmagics. You know those awesome BZBlogs? Yeah, they're cool. But did you ever try linking your non-BZP friend to one? "YES HELLO IT IS WWW DOT BZPOWER DOT COM SLASH INDEX DOT PHP QUESTION MARK APP EQUALS BLOG AMPERSAND MODULE EQUALS DISPLAY AMPERSAND SECTION EQUALS BLOG AMPERSAND....." Yeah, well.... see you in 15 years, I guess.   But no more! As my domesti

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Oh my Moffat.....

I was just given the first hug in my entire life and it was by a man I barely know

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This is unacceptible

So, if you had visited BZP earlier this hour, you might've gotten the message '(OFFLINE) Community Message', including the notice that the site would be back as soon as possible.   And roughly 20 minutes later, everything was online again. Seriously? I mean, you could've at least made it 2 months of downtime. Administration, what were you even thinking?

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The Rings Of Akhaten

Another Saturday has passed, and with another Saturday, comes another episode of Doctor Who. +10 Cookies to you if you could pronounce this episode's title. nom nom nom Also, leaves are now the official initiator of ships. Especially ones which produce impossible-yet-extremely-awesome babbies.

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More Codes

For starters, with the fan-made Homapage-redesign's visual design hasn't really changed much since the previous revision, there have been some under-the-hood changes, mainly to stabilize the appearance across different browsers, and some stuff to make older versions of Internet Explorer work as well (still not entirely successful in that regard)   In other news, I think it's time to submit this fancy little thing into the Tracker, don't you agree? Most optimizations should be done now, and it ap

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BZP Fan-homepage, Round 2

You asked (read: criticized), so I provided (read: improved stuff)!     This should've fixed most complaints the previous version got, and if it hasn't, feel free to yell at me so I'll try to actually do it properly Oh, and did I mention the navigation menu is back?

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BZP Homepage Fan-design

The messiness of the current homepage's sourcecode kinda gave me a headache, so I decided to just redesign the thing in it's entirety.       Obviously it isn't done yet, so there's still some things missing, i.e. the navigation menu in the right sidebar. If you have any suggestions or criticism, feel free to post it / yell at me =)

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Goodbye, Greg

You will be dearly missed. NOTE: I'm assuming this is just part of the April Fools-chaos. If there is actually more going on, please notify me on or after April 2.

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Suggestions for the new LEGO

So, now that BZPower officially owns The Lego Group, here's a list of things that could be considered: Bring Bionicle back! (obviously) Oh, and also some other cool lines! Make LEGO as cheap as possible Replace the LEGO Message Boards with the BZP Forum (Also rename LEGO into BlockZPower) Release brick-themed fizzy drinks   Anyone else has some suggestions to add to the list? =)

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Which 'April Fools'?

Looking at the news right now I'm in a different timezone, so I got the 1st of April a bit earlier than the Administration.   So, there's two things posted on (my) April Fools: 'BZPower Buys LEGO' and 'The BZPowercast Goes North'. Now, which one'd be the yearly Staff-prank? Hmmmmmmm.......... I'm guessing the one about the Powercast.

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The Black-Family

And suddenly, B6 has a hypothetical grandfather: (Now with extra tweed, copper and pipe!) Named "Black Four", for obvious abbreviation-based puns.

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WHY

Middle mouse button! No..... don't leave me... now not!   There are still so much things we could've done together... adventures untold..... pages unbrowsed....... Why, ######, WHYYYYYYYY?!

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Now with 100% less illness!

After spending the better part of my rare holiday with a massive headache (also preventing proper sleep, yay!), no voice, the inability to eat or drink without vomiting all over the house, and a heavily distorted view of reality (although some pills granted about an hour of "real" reality), which may or may not have included a couple of hallucinations, I'm feeling all better now.   So yeah, back to the posting blogging programming gaming musicing browsing awesoming whatever it is I do again =D

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LAN Party

Played a nice lil' round of Terraria today with some of my pals. Ended up with an absolutely fabulous combination of golden armour and bright pink hair.   Best. Character. Ever.

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B6-mathematics

Based on a random chat the very latest scientific advance in the field of Derpology, I present you: B6-mathematics   Since the sole reason that he does so incredibly much is that there's actually 14 of him, and they're all just called 'Black Six' instead of 'Black One through Fourteen' for the sake of the unified brand, this gives us a whole new lot of possibilities. A simple one: Black [any number] divided by Black Zero. Since the 'Black' is present in both parts of the division, it can be omit

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Bans: now with free lifetime-Premier!

Note: This isn't me complaining about or questioning the bannage of anyone, in particular or in general; it is just me pointing something out that some of you might've not noticed. Oh, and in case you didn't notice: this is nowhere near serious. Hey, as some of you know, most member's usergroup looks like this:   And when you spend some cash in an awesome way, it magically starts looking like this:   As you might see, the magic (that was most likely cast from this fellow's glowing hand)

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Invasion of the Zombie Llamas

Dear, Necronomicon Diary Blog,   Today I had some interesting discussions about the "fried egg jellyfish" with bacon, the sun actually being a giant pizza (well, at least the 'Muricans would finally have a new incentive to go into space ), gigantic legions of evil clone-apples (no-one suspects the fruitbasket....)(Also, they're inside nearly everyone, so mind-control would also be an option), and the imminent demise of the world by invasion by robotic zombie llamas, which may or may not can als

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Loading images inline, only when the user requests it

Note: this writeup is a general explainer of the this proposed feature's technical side. When the feature itself has completed subjection to some final tests and/or optimizations, and is thus considered fully done, it will be submitted into the Tracker's 'Suggestions'-category, as all user-proposed changes should be. As many of you know, every image posted on BZPower should be within 500 kilobytes (or, to avoid the ambiguous definition of 'kilo' in this case, kibibytes (KiB) ) i

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