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Unpleasant Surprise


Zox Tomana

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Dear Roommate:

 

I realize you wish I would drink less Sprite.

 

But it feels very threatening to come home and find the ant poison sitting on top of my box of Sprite.

 

That stuff's dangerous, yo.

 

Sincerely,

 

Your Roommate

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She likes to say I'm addicted to it. Of the various sodas, I drink Sprite most, and if the various liquids available for consumption.... I drink Sprite the most.

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*pop

 

Okay, so I honestly don't care what it's called, but when I was in Culinary school we were talking about what areas in America call carbonated beverages "pop", "cola", "coke" and "soda" respectively. We had people from all over attending class and a heated argument ensued. It was hilarious. XP

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Like, in a container, or just kind of sprinkled there? I mean, either way....

 

Now I kind of want a sprite.

In its container, and in the bag I keep the container in too, though the bag wasn't tied very tight....

 

 

*raises bottle of Sprite*

 

Long live lemon-lime flavored German soft drinks. Cheers, fellow connoisseur of fine soda. *drinks*

Cheers!

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