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Physics Jokes!


Akano

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In no particular order, some fun physics jokes. Ready? GO!

  • My friend was trying to talk to me about atoms, but I got Bohr'd.
  • Did you hear that Albert Einstein developed a theory about space? It was about time, too.
  • Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
  • The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physicist as they finish the last of their drink. The strange charm of a top-down bottoms-up.
  • Why does hamburger have less energy than steak? It's in the ground state.
  • Why are physics books always unhappy? Because they're full of problems.
  • Neutrinos make the worst friends; they rarely interact with anyone.
  • In a quantum finish!

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Haha, these are pretty great. #4 makes me want to break into song....

 

Up down, strange charm, rock bottom

If you don't know what a quark is, it don't matter, you still got 'em

And with electrons and bosons, unless something's amiss

They make up everything that we can see and that we know exists

 

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Punished Snake - Lol.

 

Obsessionist - I love that one. It's such fantastic pun.

 

Kayru - My Hank Green senses are tingling... (also, top bottom, not rock bottom, yes?)

 

Tekulo - 8D

 

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Punished Snake - Lol.

 

Obsessionist - I love that one. It's such fantastic pun.

 

Kayru - My Hank Green senses are tingling... (also, top bottom, not rock bottom, yes?)

 

Tekulo - 8D

 

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Whoops. Yes that. DFTBA!

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