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The Result Of Jmj's Boredom


Jedi Master J.

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So, I was editing my profile today and I decide to do something different as I was sort of bored, so this result from that boredom:

 

*Toa Canisters fly on by*

...

 

This is Emperor Carapar speaking...Your local Toa heroes had fled the city for obvious selfish reasons, but they left me in charge to keep you all in line.

 

So, said hello to the Carapar Empire. We hope you enjoy your stay as you won't be leaving ever. *crack a simile...screams from below are heard*

 

Now now, ladies. There is no need to scream about my handsome appearance. I know I am beautiful and I'll sign all the autographs, you want.

 

*eerie silent*

 

Is it just me or am I talking to myself? I mean I could of swore a second ago, I had an audience of thousand Matoran looking up to me from the arena at the Coliseum.

 

Now the city of Metru Nui looks like a ghost town as if the Matoran just boarded up on to boats and left. Its strange too that all the boats in Ga-Metru harbor are gone. Hmm...They are probably unrelated.

 

I am sure there still Matoran here, after all they are needed for the grand design of universe. Beings like me are just there to keep order to the universe. Speaking of order, I should probably order lunch from my head chef downstairs.

 

*click intercom system button on throne*

EC: Hey, Chef. Mind getting me a Tren Krom sandwich? I like one of his tentacles would be prefer. I just love the taste of his tentacles. I guess it because it reminds me of life in the sea, not that I like being a sea creature that is. So, how about that sandwich?

 

*long silent...broken by a rough tired fill voice*

Chef: What was that, sire? *yawn* I was sleeping down here, since the Matoran were gathering for your announcement.

 

EC: I ask for a Tren Krom sandwich, chef. I want it all. And I want it now. *cheesy song starts up and end a few seconds later* Well, is it done?

 

Chef: Huh? What you say, sire? I was asleep again. It sounded like you may rip off a commercial song though, which is strange and sort impossible to have happen here as television don't exist here. So, I must of dream it.

 

EC: *sigh* Listen to me, chef. I don't like to repeat myself and its bad enough I had said it twice and you didn't hear. I want a Tren Krom sandwich...Got that?

 

Chef: Yeah, I heard you now. So, you want his head in a bun or on bread?

 

EC: I want one of his tentacle, chef. Not head. Heads don't taste good, trust me...I know. *flashback to scene in which Carapar attend to eat the head of Takea, only to spit it out* And I prefer bread for my sandwich, although a bun would be fine too considering they are basically the same thing, just made differently by the way in which the wheat is form to make it.

 

Chef: Ah. So, you want a Mask of Shadows sandwich with a side of tentancles?

 

EC: Do you have bad hearing or something? I didn't asked for a Mask of Shadows sandwich with a side of tentacles. I asked for Tren Krom's tentacle sandwich. And what is with you in giving me meals with heads in them? Do I look like a head eater to you?

 

Chef: Ah, I understand, sire. Your sandwich will be done in a hour or so.

 

*hour goes by, but still no meal*

EC: Where is it, chef? I am getting impatient with you and if I don't see it soon, you're fired!

 

Chef: *snores*

 

*connection to randomness is lost at this point*

 

That was basically it. I probably could write more, but it probably go on and on until it became just too boring to read. I am probably going to remove it from my profile as it isn't really about my interests. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the randomness of it.

 

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