Gender: Cis-Female. I KNOW LAME RIGHT
Orientation: Demisexual heterosexual, not that you'd know it with all the fictional girls I crush on.
Grade: Super-Senior. It's like being a Senior, only sadder.
Heritage: Polish-German-Irish-God-Knows-What. I could probably trace my bloodline to Ghengis Khan at some point. Also, my last name is absurdly Italian.
Location: The Shivering Isles. Or Michigan. Depending upon the time of year.
Occupation: Revolutionary, Jedi, Performance Artist, Student of Most Social Sciences, Shovel-bumming Grunt, General Non-Profit Lacky.
Previous Education: Home School/Self Educated. Yeah, me too.
Current Education: A BIG OL' UNIVERSITY GETTIN' A BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN ANTHROPOLOGY.
Accent: A sort of stoned out and slightly low pitched Northern Cities accent, with Canadian influences. My voice has also been described by someone that I only know over the internet as "calm and soothing" and "not at all what [he] expected". Because you imagine the voice reading my post to be all like RARGH AWWUGHHHR!!!
Languages: English (native speaker of American English), Japanese (three years of study) Ojibwe (two years of study), Polish (bits and pieces) Maori (bits and pieces), Mandalorian (bits and pieces).
Religion: Hardcore agnostic. If you forced me at gunpoint to pick a religion or lack of religion or whatever, I'd pick Buddhism. But I'd go with the sects that are agnostic and continue living exactly the way I am. Not that I wouldn't complain about my rights being violated.
Political Views: Bitter idealist. Libertarian Socialist with vague anarchist views. Hardcore feminist who knows the importance of intersectionality.
Favorite Bionicle Character: Krahka. Are you surprised?
Favorite Toa Mata: Gali. My first Toa, first name I went by online and still a favorite.
Favorite Toa Metru: ALL OF THEM. Or Vakama, if I HAD to chose. But then again, I like Whenua and Onewa and Matau and Nokama and Nuju . . .
Favorite Toa Inika: Nuparu, though I wish that he'd do more. Because mad science is AWESOME.
Favorite Makuta: The
Favorite Dark Hunter: Somewhere between Nidhiki, Lariska and Mimic.
Favorite Matoran: Mavrah. He lived. He died. FOR SCIENCE.
Favorite Piraka: Zaktan, for fairly unsavory reasons.
Favorite Swarm-y Thing: BOHROK. Chickt-chickt.
Favorite Order of Mata Nui Member: Helryx, because KICKIN' RAD GRANDMAS YESSSSS.
Favorite Glatorian: Kiina, because she's the only woman I have to chose from. Which sucks. But she doesn't.
Favorite Bionicle Book: Adventures #10: Time Trap. Good ol' fashioned nightmare fuel!
Favorite Movie: Legends of Metru Nui
Favorite Year: '04, definitely. Though '08 was pretty arright. And '02 was totally awesome.
Favorite Race: Krahka. Once again, are you surprised?
Favorite Element: Air, Iron, Fire, Light, Water, Stone, Earth.
Favorite Set: THE EXO-TOA!
Krika is also awesome he is my best friend, only not really. . .
Favorite Ships: Takanuva/Gali, Nuju/Nokama, Tuyet/Nidhiki, Helryx/Tahu, Onua/Gali, The Shadowed One/Lariska, Helryx/Ancient, Lesovikk/Nikila, Krahka/Onewa, Hewkii/Macku, Teridax/Roodaka, Nidhiki/Lariska, Mimic/"His Female Companion", Onewa/Whenua, Mavrah/Whenua, The Shadowed One/Ancient, Matau/Vakama, Karzahni/Tren Krom, Lewa/Onua, Tahu/Takanuva, Taipu/Onepu/Nuparu, Nuju/Whenua/Onewa, Brutaka/Axonn, Tahu/Kopaka, Helryx/Gali, Roodaka/Tuyet, Tuyet/Naho, Krahka/Keetongu, Nuparu/Mutran, Lariska/Krahka, Lariska/Krahka/Johmak, Tahu/Johmak, Helryx/Teridax, Vhisola/Nokama, Lewa/Takanuva
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Star Wars: Jedi Consular, Jolee Bindo style Graywalker of being essentially light side, but hating the Jedi Order for being really boring.
Old Werewolf: Black Fury Galliard, Homid. I'd be the single most laid back Black Fury who has ever lived.
Old Vampire: Malkavian anarch OF DHOOM.
New Changeling: Skitterskulk Beast of the Spring Court. Likely have some sort of meaningless court title that I made up myself. See how long it takes for them to notice that there's nothing backing it up. JUST AS I HAD PLANNED CHINK CHINK.
Dungeons and Dragons: I'd be a Chaotic Good Elven Bard/Wizard. I'd claim to be a worshiper of Vecna, for the lulz. See how long it takes for folks to hate me. I would never ever leave taverns, no matter what sort of treasures the old man promises us. In fact, I would try to make a game of seeing how many old men I could bait into giving me adventures before I can dash all their hopes and dreams of a goblin-free dungeon, a rat-free basement and/or a dragon-free kingdom.
If Planescape were involved: I would be in the Xaositects, though I would be a bit more coherent than most of their members, because I don't have the attention span to do full time scramblespeak. Meh. It's all too consistent anyway. All of my best friends would be Athar, because they have guts. We would hang around in bars in the Lower Ward and mock the Dustmen and the old men who attempt to get us going on adventures. Claiming to worship Vecna would also take on a whole new dimension of lulz in Sigil. Though oddly enough I'd probably be a Cleric of Eris. Since, yeah. Eris.
Old Mage: The Sons of Ether. It'd be a dream come true! THEY LAUGHED AT ME! OH HOW THEY LAUGHED AT ME! BUT I SHALL SHOW THEM ALL!
d20 Modern: Student, Smart Hero/Eventually Field Scientist, maybe? Allegiances to Family, Good and Chaos.
FATAL: Let's not and say we didn't.
Likes: Shiny shiny people, music, art, writing, science fiction, world building, history, pixel art, books, comic books, comedy, joy, science fiction, sleeping, cake, pretty things.
Dislikes: THE MAN TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN, people without respect, the patriarchy, loud noises, draw-maw, people who take things too seriously, the Legacy of the Force, any attempt to get me off my groove, things that I have to do.
Hobbies: Acting, making horrible horrible music, roleplaying games, eating delicious ice cream delights, laughing at fools, quoting Destroyer lyrics in slightly inappropriate contexts, yelling excitedly while waving my hands, dolling, drawing, starting the REVOLUTION, blowing things up, making children gleeful, travelin' through time with John Titor, writing at a million terribles per hours, knowing far too many inane details about fictional worlds, archery, pretending that I'm living at least a hundred years in the past whilst engaging in everyday activities, pretending to be a time traveler, pretending to be a Jedi, reading bucketloads of graphic novels, alternately avoiding people and being obnoxious towards cracking wise, loitering, planning stories that I will never write, pretending to be fictional characters on social networking sites, drinking an absurd amount of tea, enjoying reality, enjoying what I can MAKE reality
Favorite Musicians: See the pointlessly long list below.
Favorite Games: Elder Scrolls 2-5, Mass Effect 1-3, Dragon Age 1-2, Knights of the Old Republic 1-2, Portal 1-2, Baldur's Gate 1-2, Jade Empire (wish there was a 2), Fallouts 1-New Vegas, Soul Caliber 2, Phantasy Star Online, Star Wars: the Old Republic, Starcraft, Planescape: Torment, Shenmue.
My Other Fandoms: Star Wars, Knights of the Old Republic in particular, the Elder Scrolls, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Mass Effect, Jade Empire, Marvel Comics, DC Comics, Harry Potter (sometimes), Arrested Development, Phantasy Star, Planescape, Phoenix Wright, Firefly, Axis Powers Hetalia, Star Trek, Dragon Age, My Little Pony.
I also am pretty involved in the dolling community.
Fangirl to: Vakama, Darth Maul, Darth Malak, Ulic Qel-Droma, Count Dooku, Han Solo, John Hodgman, Onewa, Matau, Zaktan, Canderous Ordo, Minwu, Phoenix Wright, Dr. Horrible, Dan Bejar, Zayne Carrick, Sokka, Iroh, Spock, Sulu, Poland, China, Vector Hyllus, Andronikos Revel, Marcurio, Teldryn Sero, General Tullius, Alistair, Zevran, ANDERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, Bruce Banner, Martin Septim, Garrus, Thane, Admiral Hackett, MORDIN MORDIN MORDIN, some other folks that I can't remember right now . . .