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Last Night, I Dreamed Of A Farm Animal

Posted by Eyru , Apr 17 2012 · 134 views

true story bro
this farm animal looked at me with soft, sad brown eyes, eyes that had seen countless ages of the world pass before them. he regarded me with these eyes, and I felt as though my soul was bared before their intense gaze.

at last the farm animal spoke to me, not out loud, but telepathically, and his voice echoed in my mind, ringing with ancient wisdom and regal power.

how many licks to get to the centre of a tootsie roll pop?

I gasped; such a question had never entered my mind, and now it stretched my paradigms of reality. the farm animal watched sadly as I struggled with this concept. I somehow understood that he had attempted to bring others to enlightenment before, and they so often failed at this crucial stage.

then, in a burst of rose-coloured light, I understood. the universe sprawled out before me in a simple pattern that I had never looked close enough to understand before. the farm animal watched me with pride. he had entered my dream to teach me the secrets of the universe, and I had passed the test. soon, I would become like him: a true farm animal, and one day others might dream of me.

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Ballom Nom Nom
Apr 17 2012 09:33 PM
Cool story, bro.

Also, lol at seeing that semi-meme-ish quote still floating around. It's been a while since I've seen it. :P

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Apr 18 2012 07:12 AM
That. Was. Beautiful.
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