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The Bones Diet


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The Bonesiii Mental Health Diet
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Important points are bold.

Weight Loss Plan

Eat less.

Forever.




Mental Health Diet Regiment

All those veggy diets and such bleagh-ness neglect the importance of good taste for mental health. Besides, all the fancy schmancy diet intructions are murder on your sanity. Who cares about a flat stomach if you go insane?

Therefore: eat tasty stuff. Just less of it.

Cheese is good. Throw in a leaf of lettuce every once in a while if you feel like it. Try Honey Roasted Peanuts, they rock. Orange juice is cool. For meat... BK's Double Cheeseburgers. Aaaaaaaaaaaaw, yeeeee-uh!.



The Price

Just send me money! It works with all the other diets, right? :lookhere:



Testimonials



Pohatu:



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"I tried one of those liquid diet supplements, but I just kept putting on more weight. When you read the fine print for those things, it says it doesn't work without diet and exercise. I'm too lazy for exercise, and why bother with some extra supplement if the dieting is what actually does the trick? So I tried the Bones Diet, and voila! Dramatic weight loss! I've even turned the color of sharp cheddar cheese! Cheddar rocks, man!"



Makuta:



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"I used to snack on Dark Hunters and anybody else I could get my Shadow Hand on, until I accidentally tried to eat a rock and ended up in a protocage for a few months. Not eager to repeat that experience, I tried the Bones Diet, and I can say I've most definately put the weight off!"



Nuju:



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"Click whistle whistle tweet-chirp snap crackle pop whistle tweet tweet cluck caw cocka-doodle-dooooo! Raaaaahk! Polly wants a cracker! Raaaaahk! Polly wants a cracker! Raaaaahk!"



Axonn:



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"Um... I have big bones."



Karzahni:



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"What are you staring at? Physics is backwards in my realm, remember?"



Ahkmou:



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"Nice try, dude -- I'm on the Makuta diet."

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:lol:

 

Eh, Burger King stinks. It's Wendy's for me (and ocassionally McDonalds). :P

 

Wait. Did you actually make a humorous blog entry?

 

Are you kidding me? Have you not read his interviews with Lord Survurlode and his minions? :P

 

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This seems to be another one of those gimmic diets. Maybe it's because an insane person made it, a person so insane that I would not trust his "mental health" diets for a dime.

 

Personally, the Diet of Worms has always worked.

 

~EW~

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This seems to be another one of those gimmic diets. Maybe it's because an insane person made it, a person so insane that I would not trust his "mental health" diets for a dime.

 

Personally, the Diet of Worms has always worked.

 

~EW~

I actually tried that once. Worms have a sweet aftertaste, ehh.

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Hahahahahahahhaha! That is so great!

 

Look at Toa Ignika after he tried it!

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"Thank you Bones! I went from a size 2 bio's to 0.5 bio."

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